Talcott

@talcott.bsky.social

Otter, fat fur, and part time lucario. Loves guitar and gaming. Against dams.

Introducing HBO's Harry Potter! It's nearly identical to the movies that already exist but now padded to three times the length and includes the author's personal opinions on student activism and ugly people.

The tragedy of the Covid lockdowns is that it was not enough and yet will forever be remembered as too much And that we have openly decided convenience and commerce is more important than people's lives

Twin Peaks Sheriff's Department Special - Table of approximately 80 donuts and two pots of coffee, maybe a little too capable of giving you the fuel necessary to navigate The Horrors Approximately 24,000 calories

Two FBI agents look over a table full of donutsSheriff Harry S. Truman and his deputies look over the same table

Here's my unconventional furry advice. The fandom is here to help you find community but it doesn't owe you anything beyond that. It doesn't owe you popularity, it doesn't owe you a romantic partner, and it doesn't owe you money. Doesn't matter how long you've been here, or how old/young you are.

Halloween! Cut it out! It's July and your holiday isn't until the end of October. I don't like it when Christmas pulls this shit and don't think I'm not keeping my eye on you.

Bild

*Jigsaw from Saw voice* Before you is a public restroom stall and all you have to do is use it, however the lock is broken and anyone can open the door while you're in the middle of taking a shit.

Me: People don't like me for my opinions. My opinions: Fox McCloud probably has human like feet and that's why he's usually drawn plantigrade and wearing normal ass boots. Sorry but none of you are ever getting any canonical paw love from Starfox.