Bus Aficionada
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the pigeon should be allowed to drive the bus
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 7h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
just saw a thing that said the average team will NOBLETIGER 4-5 times a season lmaooooo guardians have done it that many times per week this year
I think Tarik should throw a wacky pitch that breaks in the wrong direction. A Skrubal, if you will
A few weeks ago I realized that tomorrow is the date the Ray Bradbury story “There Will Come Soft Rains” takes place. It’s a shame science fiction from 75 years ago isn’t relevant anymore
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…
short-stories.co
a joke format I never find remotely amusing: “it’s only Thing if it’s from Specific region of Location. Anything else is just sparkling Stuff.”
I woke up in the middle of the night bc I had to pee. I felt a cat next to me, so I reached down to pet it, and I could tell it was Rosie bc fluffy. So I moved my hand to scritch his chin and felt the wrong head (non-fluffy) which at 2 am was p alarming
getting ready for bed and suddenly remembered how sucky work was today 👎🏻
Pip just skedaddled so hard I got Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat stuck in my head
I just found the video of the boys from when Pip was still a babby and lol at that level of chill
he got stuck in the handle of a reusable grocery bag and went wild trying to escape. for reference, his tail is usually very skinny 😭
went to the grocery store, donut store, and pet store today, then went for a great run, then did some more unpacking, watered all my plants, used up leftovers for lunch…damn it feels good to feel good
lmao no way Bazzana was safe there wow absolutely wild call by new york there
made the HUGE mistake of going to home depot at 11:30 on Saturday morning. Worker said, “it’ll be just a second!” Then proceeded to start a custom flooring project with a family and talk about whether they like chili
this user is thinking about Katy Perry getting stuck in a giant plastic bottle while performing because she was crowd surfing in the bottle and the crowd wouldn’t send her back to the stage
I hate when I'm at a concert and I end up with a giant water bottle with katy perry inside on top of me like oh great now l gotta be responsible for this giant water bottle with katy perry inside
lol glad to have my dislike of hank green confirmed to be correct (he uses chatgpt. what a chump)
I decided to actually focus on my dang kitchen tonight and I got stuff done! Unpacking and organizing is taking forever but that’s fine bc I have no deadline but also I would like to not have a huge pile of junk mail in the middle of the kitchen floor anymore
just voted for a socialist in the gubernatorial primary (and wrote in “NONE” for the sheriff primary)
so I said it sounds like he's just feeding congressmen to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
BeijingPalmer@beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 6d agoto lose one representative may be misfortune, to lose two seems like carelessness, to lose three what the fuck are you doing