I'm 40 today. That's just.. weird. Life's cosmic joke is that you only get older but you never feel grown up.
anyway who doesn't genuinely love browsing erotic sites and watching sensual movies, while enduring an immense amount of sensation
michael lutz@ztul.bsky.social · 5h agothis one is surprisingly long so i've preserved the choice bits from the beginning. it goes on to the bitcoin scam you'd expect, but it also assures the reader that if they are unfamiliar with crypto it is easy to figure out with "your modern web search" and that they (the scammer) will be duly paid
dear city of vancouver gastown and chinatown are two blocks from each other you do not bike between them you should know this since you are, um, the city sincerely justin
Hey does someone need a spare head I'm going to be removing mine to let the migraine out
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
Blair Thorburn@oiblair.bsky.social · 3d agoWithout downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards.
I don't trust anyone who doesn't understand the difference between generative AI compiling information and a person taking inspiration from others. I shouldn't need to explain why they're fundamentally different.
Got to tell my coworkers that the AI images they produced were unavoidably sterile, which was in opposition to the goal of the project, and have them agree 😌 Make your own shit you're literally architects
JFC this city
Oh The Urbanity!@ohtheurbanity.bsky.social · last wk.Credit to @lucymaloney.bsky.social for being the only Vancouver city councillor (!?!?) to vote in favour of the Villages Plan to legalize medium-sized apartments in a large number of neighbourhoods across the city. Otherwise a major disappointment for the city.
Alex Hogrefe... Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time
They found some premium entertainment today (watching the big kitty pee)
The other day shuffle chose Lost Elf Theme for my alarm, a choice so rude it felt sarcastic
Bria LaVorgna@chaosbria.com · last wk.Not my phone choosing violence first thing in the morning and starting my shuffled work playlist with the Dark Solas theme from Trespasser
When I said I was a bad tennis player I meant evil
Slip lane to sit lane conversion. Dutch Village Road, Halifax
Do you think being a commissionaire is literally the worst job in the entire world, or are people with a natural crankiness drawn to the field, where this peevishness is then amplified?
Cover illustration for 'The Odyssey' by Homer that I had the immense pleasure of painting for @wraithmarked.bsky.social 's Special Limited Edition 🏺🌊
Insane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved. Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.* Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
Researchers used electric stoves to treat asthma. It worked.
The latest evidence that gas is bad for your health.
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I have encountered the world's most annoying person: loudly taking a phone call on the bus, while eating, pausing both occasionally to slurp a coffee