T H E VV O R S T
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Bullet farmer (from the bullet farm). Law-adjacent. Philly
you can make as many of these as you want. they can't arrest you for it
T H E VV O R S T@milfparade.bsky.social · 2d agoA few weeks ago I realized that tomorrow is the date the Ray Bradbury story “There Will Come Soft Rains” takes place. It’s a shame science fiction from 75 years ago isn’t relevant anymore
A few weeks ago I realized that tomorrow is the date the Ray Bradbury story “There Will Come Soft Rains” takes place. It’s a shame science fiction from 75 years ago isn’t relevant anymore
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…
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A few weeks ago I realized that tomorrow is the date the Ray Bradbury story “There Will Come Soft Rains” takes place. It’s a shame science fiction from 75 years ago isn’t relevant anymore
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…
short-stories.co
They should make a cough suppressant that suppresses coughs
When you watch old people television (Aerial America, Columbo, This Old House) sometimes you get commercials that drop you right into a dark night of the soul
NO ONE ON EARTH WHO TAKES BREATH IS EVER TRULY ALONE
10,000 Motivated Rats@bombsfall.bsky.social · 2w agoshout out to people who have worn down their molars doing fast tempos with odd time signatures
Oh man I haven’t listened to this album in years, I wonder why not? Anyway,time to play it on repeat until I can’t stand it anymore
Philadelphia area telecommunications infrastructure not remotely prepared for all the bro on bro FaceTimes happening at this moment
I'm hearing that he saw the Boner 4Ever building and, while driving by, thought it said Bron 4Ever and that's ultimately what got him to sign.
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*If* this goes to kicks, I'm told there will be a short break during which fans at the stadium and at home will be treated to "A Tribute to Johnny Dangerously" with special guest Joe Piscopo.
Thus far we are only two lines into The Body The Blood The Machine which tells me it’s gonna be a big summer
Most of the people I talk to on the phone at my job are in federal prison. You feel like a real asshole when you small-talk complain about the weather to a guy in a penitentiary. “It’s too hot outside” I say to a guy who is at minimum 16 months away from meaningfully experiencing outside
The whole world is watching Philly this summer and Philly knows it
Travis@bakesale.bsky.social · 3w agoSteve Carlton has had enough!
I’ve been trying to look at BlueSky (and all social media, and my phone in general) a lot less lately and if I had not already done so this week would have been eight hundred days long, my word
A document type I’ve never noticed before popped up in district court as an option - Notice re: Certificate of Non-Use of Generative AI. I do not know what it is and haven’t seen a judge ask for it yet but perhaps some judges are mandating no GenAI-drafted filings? 👀
I know it is the train’s name or whatever but I’d really hate it if I died of heat stroke and the news was like “Awww whassa matter, you couldn’t handle the Big Boy train event?”
I heard a reference to the White House correspondents’ dinner shooting and it took me a moment to place it. Like it was three months ago and nobody talks about it, just another dude trying to kill that guy lol
Currently engaged in mortal administrative assistant combat with somebody at a prison. I responded to her pitiful attempts to discourage me with some very pointed markup highlights on the institution’s policies, but I am prepared to escalate up to global thermonuclear war if necessary
If you enjoyed Widow’s Bay (as I did), please consider reading: HEX or DARKER DAYS by Thomas Olde Heuvelt BURIAL TIDE by Neil Sharpson THE SEPTEMBER HOUSE by Carissa Orlando Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I wish all local guerilla street artists a very Don’t Get Caught in the coming weeks
Abraham Gutman@abgutman.bsky.social · 2mo ago🚨 BREAKING: 3rd Circuit allows Trump to replace slavery exhibits it removed from George Washington's Philadelphia mansion ahead of July 4. The new panels say Washington's slaves had more "autonomy" and "even attend the theater, with Washington buying the tickets." w/ @fallonroth.bsky.social 🎁🔗
If you enjoyed Widow’s Bay (as I did), please consider reading: HEX or DARKER DAYS by Thomas Olde Heuvelt BURIAL TIDE by Neil Sharpson THE SEPTEMBER HOUSE by Carissa Orlando Thank you for your attention to this matter!
