Chris Bananza
@tanookris.bsky.social
REPOSTS 🔞 POSTS AND ART || Vehemently anti-AI, DNI if you support AI ||Armchair game industry commentator || Big Nintendo fan || Pro doofus
Better late than never for #BowserDay2026 Thanks to my patrons for suggesting this! #bowser #bowserday
With the announcement of Muramasa releasing everywhere, I can only hope the rest of Vanillaware's catalog gets released too. I can finally play her game and not be a larping fan anymore.
The atrocities I want to commit because of this requirement necessitates something beyond a trial at the Hague. You would need a trial and counsel from something otherworldly.
Chris Bananza@tanookris.bsky.social · 2mo agoNeeding to hit every single checkpoint in first place in order to 3-star every Knockout Tour race was the most insidious thing Nintendo did actually
>back on the Knockout Tour 3-star grind >get to the last round >in the last turn for the finish line >red shell, no item to block >get hit >Peach blasts by me with a mushroom to get 1st >mfw
This was me playing the demo and hitting the button timing but somehow missing it still fuck you, you stupid game fuck you i hit the timing I was in lockstep, eat shit
Maddy@saladplainzone.bsky.social · 17h ago
“Below are all the possible abominations Mario can create.” BABE WAKE UP, NEW CREEPYPASTA TAGLINE DROPPED
Supper Mario Broth@mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 7h agoIn Super Mario Maker 2, failing the matching game in the World Maker will cause Mario's mismatched creation to emerge from the door, making him slowly back away in fear or disgust. Below are all the possible abominations Mario can create.
![In the World Maker mode of Super Mario Maker 2, the Match & Win! minigame is directly based on the Spade Panel game from Super Mario Bros. 3.
If Mario fails to match all three reels to create a picture of a single power-up, he will wait in front of the house...
...whereupon the mismatched object he created will emerge from the door. Mario will back off, seemingly in fear or disgust.
Here are all the possible abominations Mario can create, extracted from the game's files: [collection of 24 mismatched objects]
Source: Random Talking Bush, spriters-resource.com/nintendo_switch/supermariomaker2/asset/130200](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:heeihz7xdhf7dbjx4befobqw/bafkreibvcc3okl57mhqznc2rmllgjcr4docr2kkve7ygnhs5w4wbi2246y)
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
They did hide part of it in the most insane track possible. (spoilers) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIMs...
Donkey Kong Bananza OST - Aquatic Ambience Theme Easteregg
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Beware the Forest’s Mushrooms from the remake popped up on YouTube again. The whimsy makes me want to play SMRPG again. I just beat it a week ago.
pov you fell off epona and cracked open your stupid head but at least malon with her big lon lons is checking in on you
So my understanding is FW Avatar drops into the past, but what if you have to fight each hero at whatever level you left them at? Or on the flipside, what if you have to beef up the Avatar thinking you fight the heroes, but then you go to the heroes’ POV and fight a superboss Avatar?
The first time I hit this area, I temporarily forgot I was playing a Donkey Kong game and thought I had dropped into a Kingdom Hearts endgame area. The vibes are unsettingly gorgeous.
"i am short, fat, and proud of that" hell yes go off king
i sing winnie the poohs exercise song to myself during my morning routine
