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Teens on cooking shows should have access to one(1) unhinged line cook from a chain restaurant to attack the TV chef if boundaries are crossed. It would be the teen's responsibility to provide their line cook with cigarettes, drugs, and clear quart containers.
Liberals say that public executions have no place in our democracy. They’re wrong—public executions have no place in our republic.
Whether it's Obama telling farmers to plant arugula in Iowa or Donald Trump telling Iranians to take out Los Angeles, both presidents made deeply insensitive statements about regions of the country.
This isn’t an accident or a shocking thing. This is how it’s worked forever. For men to think they can text each other about a woman’s body like that, “locker room talk” but also war for profit, labor deaths for profit. These are the titans of capital.
I feel like society is running on Aldous Huxley software and the government is running on George Orwell software
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.absolutely demented. like a scene from a horror movie
Day 2 of arguing in my head with a stranger who was slightly rude to me yesterday and I think I've got her on the ropes.
of all the things that never happened in Minnesota, this never happened in Minnesota the most
just incredible to watch the US president take Iran's side when my state's water systems are under cyberattack
Edina applying for recognition as a BFC is like a whole suburb ragebaiting an entire, large metropolitan area full of cyclists. In fact we need to bring back critical mass just ride through there weekly to piss off the Edin-a'holes who keep voting down bike infrastructure.
"It's a republic, not a democracy" say the people cheering for gladiatorial combat in the capital city in a mixture of patriotic fervor and celebration of the ruler's birthday.
There’s a glaring historical inaccuracy in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming film of The Odyssey: they didn’t have cameras back then. Theatres should have a blank screen and an old man reading out the script
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural
ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural
MINNEAPOLIS—Bleeding profusely as he radioed for backup against the uncooperative crowd, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer was reportedly injured Tuesday after making repeated atte...
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My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
ICE are running around in the streets using facial recognition on random people and telling anyone filming them they're a domestic terrorist and Democrats solution is to equip every ICE agent with their very own body-worn surveillance camera
Protester in Minnesota: I’m 70 years old and I’m fucking angry *disappears into gas*
Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)
National media: Please stop describing what’s happening in Minneapolis as “protests.” There has been a modest, sustained protest outside the Whipple federal building, about 10 miles from downtown, but... 1/3
Makes a nice chant too. Forty Two, UFC, one nine eight three! Forty Two, UFC, one nine eight three! Forty Two, UFC, one nine eight three! Forty Two, UFC, one nine eight three! and please don't forger "Release the Trump-Epstein Files!" After all, Trump likes to put his name on things!
The most well paid and rewarded part of the media establishment relies on this faux knowing perspective that seeks to find middle ground in an extreme moment and to tell the powerful they are never wrong.
‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier
Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine. We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
is this related to that Onion article theonion.com/left-wing-gr...
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate
NEW YORK—Admitting that they had been working for several years without any discernible success, FBI agents confirmed Wednesday that a local left-wing political group was too disorganized to infiltrat...
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Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · last yr.Antifa: As terroristic as we are organized
HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock
HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock
AUSTIN, TX—Providing workers with an opportunity for some lighthearted fun, the human resources department of local ad agency Milner-Ferraro reportedly improved company morale by giving employees a co...
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Dressing like a guy in Andor now. My shirt collar is also part of my jacket somehow. My tie is some kind of strap. I have two capes on.
