I fell in love with a little Yorkie at NMDR and even tho we don't want a dog right now and I'm thrilled she was adopted so quickly, I'm still sad. It's weird to mourn the loss of a dog you never actually owned.
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He cut down the cherry trees. He. Cut down. The cherry trees.
"Fuck ICE" Mural in Los Angeles by Mister Alek
If you have never heard Ms. Dolly Parton and her goddaughter Miley Cyrus perform Miley’s jam “Wrecking Ball,” then you are in for a real treat. Please enjoy. #DollyParton #Dolly #Miley
Moose, changing out the laundry: Get back in there, you little soot sprites. Me: What did you call them? Moose: Soot sprites. They aren't ladybugs and bees anymore. The laundry balls:
A dude hitches a ride with some women on a round trip road trip.
Dan Hon@danhon.com · 2d agoMake your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
It's basically a one-shot D&D campaign to save a princess. No dragons though.
Dan Hon@danhon.com · 2d agoMake your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
One time, I was the only bridesmaid for this friend and she tried to convince me to set up her daughter's 16th birthday party as a bridesmaid's duty so she could go with in the limo she'd rented for her daughter to get their nails done before the party. We didn't stay in contact when she moved.
Moose: Wait this package ain't mine, it's yours. Me: Why is the package with trash bags mine? Moose: Because you're a Louisiana trash bag duh.
Do not set up a roadside memorial if I croak. Do not apply vinyl lettering in loving memory of me if I kick it. Do not wear hoodies memorializing me if I bite the big one. And do not, for the love of all things good and pure, create AI videos of me post mortem. I. will. HAUNT. you. Angrily.
When I was a wee baby weirdo, I had the biggest crush on this guy. Rip Tim Curry, you had my heart from the moment you emerged from the goo and sang Toxic Love.
Toxic Love Hexxus
Alt: Toxic Love Hexxus
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IDK why my short form video algorithms always eventually assume I'm Black but nobody tell them the truth. Let me stay. I like it there.
We should stop linking to TMZ for stuff. That site is and always has been absolute trash.
Listen up bitches, this is serious. Here’s the plan for tomorrow morning. No exceptions. Everyone shows up. We’re gonna tumble out of bed. We’re gonna stumble to the kitchen. And we’re gonna pour ourselves a cup of goddamn ambition. Because we’ve got dreams they’ll never take away. Lock in.
Hittin' the sauce early this morning.
What a privilege it was to have lived during an era when Dolly Parton also lived.
The Imagination Library site is crashing because of such heavy traffic. People rushing to donate. Love to see it. I'll wait until tomorrow to finish mine.
Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta... "This is the house that Whitney built" - DP 🥺🙏
• Provided 300 million books to young people • Gave $12.5 million in stipends to families affected by wildfires • Paid tuition for all Dollywood employees pursuing college • Gave $1 million for covid vaccine development • Paid $500 to each Sevier County kid who finished high school • Wrote “Jolene”
Dolly Parton, country music singer and cultural icon, dies at 80
With her rhinestones and blond bouffant, she carved out a singular place in American life as a musician, movie star, philanthropist and feminist heroine.
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That last hour or so before you have to leave to go to an appointment is an agonizing kind of purgatory.
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
