I would simply not let short form video trends define my experience of the world.
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
prayers up for the mcmorrow drumline tonight. Rest in power, comrades.
Every neuron in my brain is firing at once
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · 22h agoOh my god I think I found the video.
Imagine reverse Purge. In a world of pure anarchy, for one night a year there is TOTAL LAW. this is that story [movie starts with a cool song or something?]
[My wife as I return home from long voyage, immediately as I open the door] big pussy died
PEGGY: I don’t see the problem, Hank. Didn’t you collect trading cards when you were his age? HANK: Yeah, but mine had guys like Tom Seaver on ‘em, not.. (guh).. Planeswalkers.
Absolute jackpot at the @goodmangames.bsky.social booth today. Worth zooming in for the illustrations and the taglines.
(ms. rachel showing a squad of UMD-YDSA militant recruits how to clean the breech and bolt carrier group of a looted m4 carbine during the 2027 Hyattsville Offensive) aaaand open! yaaaay!
Lady boarding flight to GenCon holding pizza box vertically under-arm, like a record grease visibly sliding down the cardboard like sweat on a thigh Realizes, corrects. makes horizontal in front like a tray but upside down lawd let me be the Xanax in her tummy dissolving in pizza upside down
I’m hearing there might be a single ticket that has become available for this otherwise sold out panel on Friday. Could this be Heaven shining down on you, an invitation to its mandate? Probably.
Si Rutherford@sirutherford.com · 2mo ago
my wife is making me get rid of all my reeking slime and it’s pissing me off
If you want to make one of these things, this is your chance to work with the best
Taylor Moore@taylordotbiz.bsky.social · last wk.This fall, Fortunate Horse is open for business. We made Worlds Beyond Number, Fun City, Rude Tales of Magic, Oh These Those Stars of Space, and now we can help you make your thing: stories, sounds, and music across podcasts, video, and games. Pitch us here: fortunatehorse at gmail dot com
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lumberjack wharfie@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · last wk.We're running out of time to teach people about the difference between AI GPU-heavy data centers and the literal infrastructure of the global internet. If you shut down every data center in Virginia, you'd be taking like 80% of the internet offline and making most of the remaining 20% unusable.
This fall, Fortunate Horse is open for business. We made Worlds Beyond Number, Fun City, Rude Tales of Magic, Oh These Those Stars of Space, and now we can help you make your thing: stories, sounds, and music across podcasts, video, and games. Pitch us here: fortunatehorse at gmail dot com
it's just always this fucking guy. some version of this shit-ass bitch-ass guy.
We have to destroy the ruling class by any means necessary.
worm@rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 2w agoextremely normal guy voice: I cloned myself so I can become my own blood boy.
Disclosure Day was just depressing. Seeing Spielberg completely lose his best instincts and talents with age and privilege is like watching a loved one’s mind slip away in the years before death. The magic twinkles until gone but the form remains, persisting out of physical habit.
we bout to go: twitch.tv/tonyplusone *I just watched Disclosure Day so DEF expect that to come up
TonyPlusOne - Twitch
WIZARD WEEK! The Warlock w/Taylor & Laurie
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Taylor Moore@taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 2w agoYooo I’ll be live later talking about THE WARLOCK from The 7 Part Pact by @jdragsky.bsky.social and @sjgames.com
Yooo I’ll be live later talking about THE WARLOCK from The 7 Part Pact by @jdragsky.bsky.social and @sjgames.com
