Hannah
@teaforpterosaur.bsky.social
The most scandalocious little fish in the sea
Pleased to see actresses talking about this because imo if you need to "method act" you can't act x
Yeah it's fucking gross tbh but unfortunately many people are insane now it's just where we are
Lucy@lucyd1089.bsky.social · 2d agoAstonishing that JB, who has dedicated her life to campaigning against gender-based violence and the exploitation of women, should have a good word to say for a man who hit his girlfriend and joked about sleeping with teenage girls, simply because he happened to agree with her on That One Issue.
And I suppose we never really reckoned with what bizarre and unhinged behaviour it was from Sk8er Boi's girlfriend, to be viciously attacking a woman he hasn't seen in 5 years for not dating him in high school
Just seen some child siblings dressed in various outfits from the same leopard print fabric, like fabulous Von Trapps
Love that NYT Comnections is now making it hard enough by simply pretending phrases mean things they have never been used to mean by anyone
Good news: found my missing concert earplugs Bad news: in the washing machine
No sorry, I'm reading sexily (in my flat with no makeup on and a cup of tea)
Stephen McGann@stephenmcgann.uk · 2w agoPlease. Just read. Over there. Quietly. Thanks.
I simply cannot bear any more thinkpieces about Marie-France Van Heel's dress and how we should all "do better" Just let it blow over! We've all been there and not realised a dress looked shit til we saw the pictures! Not everything is a Teachable Moment
Cool nothing to worry about x
Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 2w agoThe ChatGPT maker said the ‘agent’ escaped a testing environment, gained internet access, stole login credentials and hacked into the start-up Hugging Face by itself, in one of the first public examples of a cyber attack by an AI system acting outside human control. www.ft.com/content/9db7...?
Imagine you get selected for the Commonwealth Games and the headline is "BROTHER OF DEAD GIRL GETS IN COMMONWEALTH GAMES"
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
Do you even know how ill i have to be feeling before I'll drink something stained through a metal strainer and not a coffee basket or a Yorkshire teabag
I am glad they listened to me and you are all welcome
Hannah@teaforpterosaur.bsky.social · 2w agoI think Spain should score a goal, that is what I would do.
where’s your banner now lads
I think Spain should score a goal, that is what I would do.
I could go the puband watch the final No I must stay here and do my chores [Stays here and does nothing at all]
Anyway if you're looking for a breakfast that will absolutely overwhelm you with nausea I can highly recommend half a caffè latte and 500mg clarithromycin
My gastroenterologist's office is admirably accommodating to time travelers from the Middle Ages, many of whom probably do have gastroenterological issues
Every time I text my dad what I believe to be an inside joke based on shared knowledge of his past he rings me to explain why it is relevant to him
Reading Yellowface and I'm amused cos I did this within weeks of moving into my first flat on my own. Priorities, babe
