Teddypasketti
@teddypasketti.bsky.social
Federal civil servant, lawyer, no other info for you about me. My picture is Sam Lowry, not me. My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. My opinions. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
Out in the clubhouse having the time of my life telling a bunch of players we can still make the playoffs despite my trade moves. They’re all just out of frame nodding in agreement and laughing too.
All of this is exactly why I don’t buy jerseys or t-shirts with active roster player names on them.
Fucking right
Kyle Goon@kylegoon.bsky.social · 2d agoMike Elias stood aside Adley Rutschman after the 2019 draft, marking him as the start of a bright future. Now, Elias has sold his All-Star, acknowledging yet another failed roster. Why should the Orioles keep trusting this guy to fix his own mistakes? www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
Her: Who did we get for Adley? Me: Reese Witherspoon and, uh, Harold Ramis, I think? Her: None of that can be correct. Me: Whooooo gives a shit?
Just when I think the Orioles have hit the absolute bottom, I’m surprised at how much *give* that floor has.
Imagine if it’s announced that Adley is traded today for Ramon Urias and $1 million in Cash Considerations. I haven’t smoked a cigarettes in four days and I think I would burn this city down.
Earlier tonight, if I was in a room with a handful of adults and like St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital patients, like, four hundred children in wheelchairs and ICU tents, there is not one of them I would not have killed tonight for a cigarette. With my bare hands. Guess what?
Come and play with us, Dean. Forever. And ever. And ever.
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Who would have thought REGINALD would have the last laugh. You bum.
I’m at an all-day axe throwing tournament so I missed to O’s win. There’s a guy here from Philly who’s pissed, so that’s fun.
I had an echocardiogram today for a slight heart murmur, and the results—I haven’t talked to my doctor yet, and I was warned not to do my own research, but of course I did—revealed to me the most likely way I will die. Heart attack for aortic valve failure. Failing a pig valve replacement in 10 yrs.
The hail hitting our skylight is threatening to break it.
Tyler O’Neill throwing the ball in for an outfield assist.
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · last wk.Jimothy inspired me to take karate lessons in a suburban strip mall. Thank you, Jimothy.
Well that’s just the weirdest little rainstorm to pop up suddenly downtown.
Can we trade Ghost Runner for Cash Considerations?
That’s nothing. I took the heavy dog at plus money. They went vertical out of the gate.
Kevin Brown out here touting a domestic terrorist group, French 75.