Just invented the app “HUNGLY” I don’t know what it does yet, but I’m gonna get so rich
Projectile Teeth
@teeth.bsky.social
Cishet white dad & husband. video games, politics, music, cooking. Cleveland native. USN vet.
I need other Clevelanders to know it sounds really corny when you call it "The Land."
It seems like every time my parents give me food, it’s a little dubious. “Here, take some pasta salad, your mom made a bunch for my golf outing, it’s really good” and it’s like 50% huge ham cubes and less pasta or salad
lol AIPAC. The one thing you had going for you, the main goddamn thing, was a perception Americans had that Israelis are victims. Persecuted, downtrodden, and peace-loving. It’s gone, and it’s going to get generations to get it back now. MI results are proof of that.
As we watch the results pour in tonight, I can’t get this image out of my head. What a dunce-like energy she has. Imagining her tripping over rugs wherever she is each time results get posted
Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · last wk.She's really leaning into being a weird little Chris Farley type character
One thing this website needs is more intuitive search functions
Intentionally crashing my car into my house to sue Sony and BMW
Matt Thrower@mattthr.bsky.social · yesterdayBWM cars now showing owners and unskippable ad for the new Spider Man Film whenever they start the vehicle. This shit needs to become illegal, yesterday, else how long before you have to watch it *before* you can start the vehicle.
just listened to an NYT podcast where they seemed to be coming to terms with the idea that "electability" is a stupid made up word, and no one has more inherent "electability" than any other candidate
At my sister’s house using a #PittsburghToilet #Pittsburgh #Toilet #aToiletFromPittsburgh #aToiletInTheBasement #Wow #WowToilet
Bernie Moreno puts Max Miller in the dumpster hours after the Congressman refuses to exit his increasingly contested race.
I am represented by the biggest piece of shit in congress. Also, childrens’ drawings behind him—why is one a boot print
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
Bud Light Lime: Only fit for pig consumption
much like your posting@mlyp.bsky.social · 4d agobet this feels good as hell if you're the pig
Mine just has normal fucking words like “sucralose,” and “multi-tool.” Wow you guys didn’t discover that one until 85? Shit. Nothing exciting here.
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d agoFind the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
Me, on bsky this week: BRING ME VIDEOS OF HALEY STEVENS AWKWARDLY INTERACTING WITH THE PUBLIC
"Voters are calling me a BIG NERD, but I am NOT!"
Kevin@reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 5d agobelieve it or not Haley Stevens made this speech into her closing ad. I'm kind of in awe.
*in a voice that makes your eyeballs vibrate* ...and you can take the discarded raw pieces of liver, pulse them in a juicer, and get a little funnel and jam it in your urethra--pour that juice down the hole. It will plump up your balls real nice
Brandy Zadrozny@brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 6d agoSomeone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Patrick Cosmos@veryimportant.lawyer · 6d ago
Also just fyi Some of us junkies™ go on to have full and successful lives and even go on to do stuff in public health and academia and community and whatever we want So like can we not do whatever is happening here
4fuxake@blueheartedly1.bsky.social · last wk.Every bit of this. 👇
Does anyone know what institution posted something about scanning books and not having to destroy them?
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
Commentary: Enraged citizens got wind of the Ohio EPA’s outrageous proposal to make it easier for data centers to pollute local waterways with impunity, and they mobilized. They fought, and won. The power of the people is alive in Ohio when they use it. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/07/29/o...
Ohio citizens showed power by stopping state EPA approval for data center pollution of waterways • Ohio Capital Journal
Enraged citizens got wind of the Ohio EPA’s outrageous proposal to make it easier for massive data centers to pollute local waterways with impunity and they mobilized. They fought and won. The power…
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if Congress is yelling at you in public you're actually not in trouble. this is counterintuitive but true
Reacting to this lady exactly like this itysl skit, but much more hostile:
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
I didn't see that movie so I don't care what that lady said about it or what anyone said about what that lady said don't you wish you were free like me oh well
My brother in law called me to get me to take pictures of the moon for him and text them to him because he doesn’t like his phone’s camera
Police arrested a teacher for clapping during a city council meeting last week. They went to the meeting of Emporia, Kansas City Commission to speak out against a proposed hyperscale data center that would sit on 1,000 acres of rural land. @mjgault.bsky.social reports www.404media.co/person-oppos...