MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️

@templeofgloom.bsky.social

Probably staring into the middle distance right now.

I’ve had an unrelenting sinus headache for 3 days. I’ve taken so many OTCs. Apparently what I needed is to sit in my stylist chair, listen to top 40, drink a hot chai with an ungodly amount of cinnamon syrup, and have an impromptu bookclub conversation about the book “Everything Is Tuberculosis”

They say raccoons and foxes are evolving toward domestication. Despite their categorization as forbidden cats, I posit that they are veering toward a dog type of domestication. These guys, however, are full throttle cat type domestication. apple.news/A5uN5b95xTRe...

Marmots Are Terrorizing California Hikers and Stealing Their Shoes — The Wall Street Journal

The cute but destructive rodents are criminal masterminds, easily circumventing humans’ meager defenses. Even car diapers don’t always work.

apple.news

I have a theory that zucchini operate on an annual quota system based on zone and vibes with no regard for property lines or a gardeners ability to consume or reverse burgle the unsuspecting. No matter the number actually planted, by god, they will yield without yield.

Three giant gotdamn cchinis. On Friday evening all signs pointed to the plants being  fruited out. Checked this afternoon and found these monsters. Pagoda for scale