The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.

bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.

new political axis just dropped

Characters who let the baby escape, only to face him years later as a fully grown threat

A short parable about Lindsey Graham and the FBI

ceej@ceej.online · 2y ago

son: oh my god, dad, what do I do borrower impaled on a drywall screw: son, I need you to run home right now and return a few things daddy borrowed from the big people without your mom finding out

No World Cup make Homer something something

Arthur Lice Treatment

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

What if instead of trying to score a second goal, I just played defense against one of the best attacks in the world for 40 minutes? Delightfully devilish Thomas Tuchel…

Argentina is Strong Belwas: always lets the enemy draw first blood before slaying them send tweet

Fuck

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 3w ago

Sam Neill, star of Jurassic Park films, Peaky Blinders and The Piano, dies aged 78

Air to Ground Message: HELLLLL YEAAAAA SEND THAT 41 YEAR OLD FRAUD HOME Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #a1cb08a6b75 F: #fee17899d51

This is a hell of a shot

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last mo.

“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com

Why do all these soccer players have the “Don Mattingly trying to eliminate all sideburns for Mr Burns” hair style…

What a cool dude

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · last mo.

"I was so stressed the last 15 minutes even my fake hair was falling out" Landon Donovan

As always, I hope Anthony Kennedy is having a shitty day and is unable to get comfortable in bed no matter how many different positions he tries

Mbapping the post more like

Some Sunday Black Boy Joy

Full hearts, laser eyes, can’t loose

Adil Haque@adhaque.bsky.social · last mo.

“I will be one of the Jewish members of Congress most willing to stand up for Palestinian human rights. And I will stand firmly against bigotry aimed at Jews. Those are not two different jobs. They are the same job,” Brad Lander said.

I don’t think sage is gonna cut it for this place

Karl Bode@karlbode.com · last mo.

I would rather lobotomize myself with a wooden kitchen spoon

Irony is dead.

How it started / how it's going

historians are divided on whether trump was actually a real person, or the stories of a large series of petty tyrants over a period of perhaps 100 years whose stories got merged and blended together back when AI was unsophisticated and new

That was a dive. At least that bullshit red saved a goal.

Reality is goated when the vibe is stuff

Dublin-born Cape Verde defender Pico Lopes was offered a slot in the national side over LinkedIn. Accepted the second time because the first invitation was in Portuguese „which i didn’t speak”

NBA wildcat strike tonite? 👀 Wildcat strike tonight queen? NBA strike tonite? 👀

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.