Babble Ghoti 🐡
@tenkuu.social
/ˈbæb.əl fɪʃ/ always thinking about beviges He/him bi
Hey my cousin's in town, is it okay if I bring him along? His name is G'thmnklynzrch but everyone just calls him The Ancient and Forbidden One. He'll probably only stick around for one, maybe two drinks tops. He's gotta get up early tomorrow to feast upon the writhing flesh of the tormented masses
Standing on business rn. My business is flat and sturdy, and can support up to 400lbs if anchored properly
Inventing something new called scrunpla. Haven’t quite figured it out yet but I know I’m close
Planet Fitness? Yeah fitness whole planet in my mouth
I only use the 10% of my brain where all the Cool thoughts are
“It’s a dog eat dog worl-“ no it’s not. I have never seen a dog eat another dog
I’m emitting a tone at just the right frequency to blow your socks off
Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,
Everyone please take a moment. I have plenty to spare and they spoil so quickly
My toxic trait is that when I deal combat damage to a player that player also gets a poison counter