"remember the McDonald's play place wasn't that so fun-" ur 10x more embarrassing than me and im the one in the chair watching my gf fuck her vaginoplasty surgeon
Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica]
@thatdoll.online
it's pronounced 'Hessa'✨ Views expressed are my own and are not endorsed by Florida State University photography alt @hessesnappin.bsky.social photography prints & shitpost apparel: https://shop.hesse.photos/ -never cross a picket line-
feelings are a scam, man, i hate this shit
when you think about it KORN was the fleetwood mac of their day
*trying to get pussy on Christmas* i'm single and ready to Cringle 😏
millennial nostalgia is becoming the new boomer nostalgia and it's SO cucked
announcing my new book: "Polyinsecure: a Guide to NTR"
twf elbow strikes on a bite bruise
was telling my mom about the girls who make molds of their dicks before SRS so they can get straps cast afterward when my dad asked what we were talking about- we told him and he had to go lay down.
intelligent drum-n-bass implies the existence of r- *gunshots*
i want witchouse40k to look at me like he's tryina spend the rest of his life in prison
me and the other t girls with self esteem issues hanging out behind the unpainted building where we make our overcompressed remixes of pink floyd, you know, bricks brickwalling another brick in the wall at the brick wall
btw i'm proooobably a little easier than usual to take advantage of rn, if any of you wanna come down to Florida and actually Be About It
time to fire up kenshi again and see if there's anything interesting on Boca Raton LEX 🙃
*my best mournful scott stapp voice* at least i look like a girl when i cry 😔
damn this gap between what i think my feelings should be, and what they actually are, got hands like Mayweather
twf elbow strikes on a bite bruise
Doggust day 3: Jagdterrier (and rock purslane.) I see this type of succulent a lot, always super tall and leaning in an illustrative manner. Almost ideal for a small dog to walk under. #doggust2026
the way my back feels this morning, i'm gonna need a sports medicine dr if i wanna keep taking cock at an elite level
charmed an old man from Alabama so thoroughly that he invited me to his church
*grabs you by the chin* LOOK AT THIS HAPPY FUCKING DOG. LOOK AT IT!
sorry babe, the wormrot stays ON during sex
the way my back feels this morning, i'm gonna need a sports medicine dr if i wanna keep taking cock at an elite level
i'm ok now, gonna go to bed soon as possible, thank you for your patience
after such a nice weekend, i literally can't put my phone down because the prospect of returning to the silence is making me sob it feels pathetic- i HAVE to find some community here before i have the means to move....
if i haven't answered a text from you in a while, i'm reeeaaalllly sorry, there's at least 5-8 people 😭