"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

it is wild to anyone who was a hard-core PC gamer in 1996 when we realize that NVIDIA is now one of the pillars the entire world economy rests upon.

The whole definition of "HD" sliding every decade or so is so hard to keep up with. In my retirement home everyone will be watching a version of HD we can't even comprehend yet and I'll be saying 720p is HD enough.

Fuck normal PC cases, I want the eyesore gem case.

His meow used to sound like a Pokémon. Now I only hear it sometimes

I'm Uni :3@unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Sad meow → yawn → sad meow again

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

Fun fact!

the biggest challenge of racehorse ownership is deciding whether to call it may of neighs or soy's horse

"Grindset" no longer belongs to men who do day trading. It is now the name of the aesthetic genre that encapsulates and is inspired by Jet Set Radio (Japan, Global) / Jet Grind Radio (US)

I feel like there should be an undergrad course just called Hating the Computer 101

The only Sora that Disney should be investing in

What is with all these headlines these days. Embrace the no-caffeine lifestyle! Consider serving cabbage for Thanksgiving!

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 10mo ago

Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj

making games is fun when you arent doing something youve done 10000 times before im trying to make randomized room generation rn without using theinternets to see if i can do it on myu own ive been pretty successful so far but there are quirks :D

It’s Trogdor’s wife.

Scenes from dnd this week

Kinda wish people would get this worked up and pissed off about like...any other form of advertising

Daniel Ahmad@zhugeex.com · 10mo ago

In case you're wondering what Twitter is like these days.

I always thought this summed it up best theonion.com/tubi-ceo-com...

Tubi CEO Combs Through Goodwill Used DVDs Looking For Movies To Upload

SAN FRANCISCO—Conducting his monthly sweep for new content, Tubi CEO Farhad Massoudi was reportedly combing through a shelf of used DVDs at Goodwill Thursday looking for movies to upload to the stream...

theonion.com

mom found the yaoi

Available for purchase at the school Book Fair

TV/3STOOGES.GIF

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight

objection, your honor - defendant is hypnotizing the courtroom