The house right next to the park path (about a block and a half from my house) is for sale and I’m like. What a perfect spot. It’s like my house but at the end of a quiet dead end and right next to the park

I went to the park for trash pickup and it has uplifted my spirit. I wonder if this is what church is supposed to feel like

I’m still opposed to all the IP MtG sets but lmao I love it

Mike McMahan@mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 3h ago

WAIT MOOPSY TOO??

I will never understand people going online and willingly saying shit that is gonna piss people off and then crying when people get pissed off. You don’t have to tell anyone who you voted for or what games you play or whatever. You’re allowed to not say it

I really love heavy metal thank you

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

I am now feeling like we’re going to be ready for the open mic which is still 6 weeks away. I mean I think everyone else has been fine, I feel like I’m catching up lmao

Man when the French did this concept, they just didn’t try to make it make sense because they were too busy making a lesbian yearning film and it was way better youtu.be/RuOEEu--j2Y?...

Two People Exchanging Saliva (2026 Oscar Winner) | The New Yorker Screening Room

YouTube video by The New Yorker

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gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 8h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

Here ya go youtu.be/b8NFF7s2IoA?...

ACCEPT ft. Tobias Forge, Frank Bello, Ray Luzier - Save Us (Official Static Video) | Napalm Records

YouTube video by Napalm Records

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Man that’s another thing I forgot about with losing weight. I’ll probably be able to wear my monk robe to faire again this year 🎉🎉

You want me to restart my computer after an Acrobat update? You’re not that special, PDF man

It’s that time! For #5MinArt today how about a POSTCARD maybe sitting in some sand or a mailbox? All skill levels and mediums welcome, post it here when you’re done if you want!

I dropped my phone right at the top of the escalator and I had a horrible vision of it bouncing all the way to the bottom as I futilely ran after it It only fell 2 steps thankfully

I figured out the nicest way to read at home last week btw, my wife and three friends were playing mahjong and I was on the couch across the room reading, it was nice to be able to read as a quasi-social activity

The Abominable Dr. Vibes@asterionhex.monster · 21h ago

9. Right now mostly on the train and if I’m not going for a walk at lunch, I’ll read then. I read at home a bit but mostly in small patches like having a breakfast book

I kind of want to do the book meme but I also don’t even know how to answer some of them. Ugh ok I’ll try it apologies in advance

Was looking at that flock camera map and there aren’t very many around us until you get into DC, except for this one spot in North Bethesda that has five for some reason. It appears to be bougie condos

If SpaceX Seveneves us I swear to god

I ran down a grey alien in my uncles saturn ion in 2004. I dont know why i did it. It wasnt a threat to me. We threw it into the pond they use for chemical runoff behind the carpet factory. Id do it again

oh they'll make kids one day, except for the Riker doll he's a back door man

Mad because I wanted to look at the Star Trek dolls on eBay too and apparently people call them “action figures” no they’re dolls. I’m going to dress them up and make them kids

Bit (2019) which is a movie about a trans teen girl who meets a bunch of lesbian vampires, sadly just ok somehow with such a good premise but worth watching for the moment this post is about. You’ll know it

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · yesterday

Name your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack.

it's not that I really mind the blue wave accounts but can they stop posting such godawful AI pictures. They're terrible

Hey guys what do you put in a cookie jar if you don’t smoke weed?

My hair has reached the length where I’ve gone to a center part. I’m digging it

Instead of AI breakfast sandwiches, lazy restaurants should use a screenshot of Harley’s sandwich from Birds of Prey. I would respect the hell out of that

We’re just feeding Richard Dreyfuss to a shark this time. A real shark. No acting involved

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

If you want to know what it’s like inside my brain at any given time, watch this with sound on. Astounding reproduction of my innermost thoughts

Alpha Chrome Yayo@alphachromeyayo.com · yesterday

the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 💀

I love that cats come with a haptic feedback feature

As an aside to this good thread! We still deal with this sometimes, especially on the east coast, in bridge maintenance. A DOT is likely to listen to an inspector saying maintenance is needed, but a railroad who converted their 1920-built bridge to car traffic in 1975, not so much

Jake Berman@lostsubways.com · 3d ago

in general, public transport before world war II was generally privately owned. it was a business, like railroads had been since the start of the industrial age. nobody liked the privately owned monopolies that owned public transit. 2/