Superintendent Chalmers, PhD
@thatguychalmers.bsky.social
Professional best friend. ⬆️🔥🙏3️⃣ As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway.
double that number and make mark & the board work it off mining rare earth minerals by hand
SpaceX is now $10 under its IPO price. All SpaceX stockholders are underwater.
The Sopranos: Tony Soprano Smoking Cigar
ALT: The Sopranos: Tony Soprano Smoking Cigar
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Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in
You think I could bet on the life expectancy of the Polymarket CEO on Kalshi?
For fuck’s sake
I was going to do chores this weekend but now I’m thinking I build a trebuchet to launch this fuck into the sun.
NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy says Amy Acton being a victim of childhood sexual abuse makes her “flawed” while defending his ad featuring her estranged mother. “In politics sometimes it's a tough sport.”
This cord was sitting on the top shelf. It’s been untouched for at least 10 years. I took that note as a challenge. Remember this if I confidently tell you it’ll be fine.
Fucking hell. The answers gonna be dogs. Meaning of life? Dogs. Reason for the season? Dogs. Who shot Mr. Burns?! Well that was Maggie, BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN DOGS!
This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger
Once again over the moon swoon for @sunandhon.com! I knew I won the lotto when she married me. Becoming parents with her is the greatest gift I could ever receive. I have so much to do. I’m SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!
A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?
If you’ve ever felt the need to complain to a woman about nice guys finishing last - don’t worry, you are not one.
Got a new shift knob, went for a night drive. Playing Jimmy Eat World’s album “Clarity” front to back. For a few minutes in the twists I forgot all the stress. Over the crests, with the soundtrack of my youth I felt weightless.
Q gave Picard the blues for years. Showed up on Deep Space Nine and immediately caught the fade from Sisko. Happy birthday, Mr. Brooks.
Happy Birthday, Avery Brooks 🎉🎂🥳 "A Man Called Hawk" deserved more than one season.