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@the-widow-olivia.bsky.social

Here for queer pirate nonsense. AO3: the_widow_olivia Tumblr: @the-widow-olivia Banner art by @merryfinches

There was a thing going around about your favorite lyric of all time. And I thought of a lot of poetic, beautiful lyrics that have meant the world to me over the years. But let’s be real, MUNA has the best opening to a kiss-off song.

You're gonna say that I'm on a high horse
I think that my horse is regular-sized

Scheduler: The last five digits of your insurance? Me: P as in panther, K as in kitten, B as in bobtail, T as in tabby, J as in jaguar. Scheduler: You made your own phonetic alphabet based on cats? Me: Heh. Yeah, I guess. Scheduler: Alrighty, your autism assessment appointment is all set.

Friends, this is tagged “U-hauling it with the 18th century pirate captain you found passed out on the beach” — and lemme tell you… I absolutely would.

Dahlia 🏴‍☠️🍊🌈@serpentanddahlia.bsky.social · last wk.

Did you ever watch the film Kate & Leopoldo (2001) and think “wow I wish this were a better movie and also gay”? @ourfag.bsky.social and I have the #OFMDReverseBang fic for you! Featuring canon Ed in the 21st century, wacky romcom hijinks, and gorgeous art 💜 archiveofourown.org/works/897533...

screenshot of an ao3 title header that reads:

Before you came into my life I missed you so bad

Summary:
1717. The Golden Age of Piracy.

Edward Teach sails his ship into the heart of a storm, so exhausted and burnt out as Blackbeard that he's ready to end it all.

Things do not go as planned.

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When Stede Bonnet finds a gorgeous man passed out in surf at Coney Island, he does what any upstanding (insane) gentleman would do and brings him home to recuperate. How was he supposed to know his new houseguest is none other than the dread pirate Blackbeard??

Also, he's really rather lovely.

I saw Tori Amos the other night for the first time in almost 25 years. She was my first ever concert when I was sixteen. Her music was my whole life when I was sixteen. I wasn’t sure about going to this show. I haven’t listened to all her newer stuff. But it I have no regrets.

If you feel the need to use AI because you are under pressure to make more content… maybe it’s worth asking who needs more content right now. Instead of making more and more stuff, could you boost someone else’s stuff? Instead of talking more, could you listen to what others are saying?