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@the890guy.bsky.social

A guy from Kent, England. Living in central London. 🇬🇧 Not the real Jesus, please stop sending requests for miracles. I am actually Lord of Glencoe. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 CPFC ❤️💙/ Cats/ Cars/ Cake. Guitarist. I once punched John Tyndall on the nose and broke it.

Earth is now warming faster than at any point in recorded geological history - around 10 times faster than the extreme warming event 56 million years ago and 20 times faster than at the end of the last ice age. We are almost certainly in a new extinction event.

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If they can lie about the mortality of a US senator and get away with it they can lie about the results of an election and get away with it. Why don’t more Americans grasp this simple concept?

The new World Corruption Cup, I can't see what could go wrong. VAR Decision - £1m Improper sending off - £500k Incorrect decision by ref leading to a goal - £1m payable to ref Quarter time banjo recital by the Louisiana State Baptist Church - £500k Quarter time performance by Kid Flop - £2.

Bunch of new medical personnel being flown to Germany? Probably nothing to see here. 🤦‍♂️ (Germany is the primary hub to prepare for military casualties in the Middle East. They’re flexing a lot of personnel, including over 100 medics)

How is D.C. not on fire? Is it because the US is in fact NOT a real democracy? London, Paris, Berlin, Madrid, Rome, Seoul, Tokyo, Ottawa, etc. would have basically been burnt to the ground by now if an authoritarian power grab had lasted this long.

World Cup Final: Half time 'entertainment'. I honestly can't believe what I'm seeing. Tacky as f*ck and totally irrelevant to the game of football. And they're delaying the restart for this shit.

How many current or ex Crystal Palace players were involved in yesterday's England v France match? You get a point for every one you can name and a point deduction for mentioning Ars*nal.