Tess AKA: Gertie
@thebardess.bsky.social
I like pretty things. I say dumb things a lot. I like RPGs, MMOs and Gacha. I'm literally the worst. DMs are fine, whatever you wanna say! 18+ NSFW etc... just covering bases for the future.
So many Dean Ambrose/Moxley callbacks and references tonight in Roman vs Seth it made me wish the TRUE Forbidden Door could open and these two companies could stop being petty high schoolers to do great things for all the fans. Alas that's only in a perfect world.
When you join a duty and suddenly you see a download meter under someone's name and you both look at each other like this:
Monkey Puppet Side Eye Look
Alt: Monkey Puppet Side Eye Look
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*Join a new sync in FFXIV* *A million triangle warnings pop up* Okay guys c'mon, clean up yer triangles!
Glamoured to Life brought some truly spectacular looks to FFXIV Fan Festival 2026 in Berlin! ✨ Here are just some of the amazing cosplays that graced the stage! A huge round of applause for all our wonderful participants! 👏
LF 1 more for keyboard brawler, must have 100+ WPM typing tests
Rick Moranis gets a Hall H standing ovation during the #Spaceballs: The New One’ panel at Comic Con. #SDCC
That feel when you are "part" of several communities but never really feel like a part of them. When you are basically a presence that is often ignored or unnoticed and you try to reach out and get nothing. Not a good feeling.
Gonna try to sleep in the afternoon under the heat dome. If I don't make it back... tell my wife I love her. I don't have a wife but pretend I do so my soul can rest easy.
Wanna talk to people and get to know them, especially in the FFXIV space but always too bashful to reach out even if they say it's okay to contact. This feel sucks sometimes.
Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife
It's time. As promised, TimelineAnimator is now available for everyone. ❤️ I'm looking forward to seeing what you'll make with it. If you run into any bugs or other issues, there are two dedicated channels in my Discord where you can report them. github.com/NoHideout/Ti...
Bored... meh. Yeah I posted this pointless thought.
Just going crazy liking images I can't even see, we're wild out here today
I'm so hot... I want to keel over... Please Mister Heat Dome, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here...
The script worked for me even after I was notified I had to verify.
FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef.bsky.social · last mo.can officially confirm that the ublock trick listed here works and it was a very quick and easy way to circumvent the bsky age verification jumpscare screen on desktop! if you know someone who got that message today tell em to give this a look gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2...
A Xaela look I tried for a bit, I liked it but at certain angles lighting really messed up the face sadly. I could never decide on a tail style I liked... x.x
Oh wow. DMs were NOT open I was lying in my description. Just realized I had to do that manually. Uhhh... they are open now. Anyone can message me about anything if'n ya'll want to.
A reminder to submit your garden designs by Sunday, June 28 for a chance to be featured in the next Mister Foxclon's Neighborhood tour! 🌿 Details on how to enter ➡️ sqex.to/dt39l
FINAL FANTASY XIV@en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 2mo agoMister Foxclon's Neighborhood returns on Friday, July 17 with a Garden Special! 🌳 Show off your brilliant garden designs using the #FoxclonHousing hashtag for a chance to be featured on the show! Details on how to participate ➡️ sqex.to/dt39l
I feel that all FFXIV modding sites should just put a blanket ban on AI vibecoded slop plugins and mods in general. Maybe for once all platforms that host FFXIV mods could maybe put the usual petty dramas aside and work in unison for a greater good?
I hate this so much for many reasons but mostly because Yoshida has given us all insane leeway with mods and all he asks of us is not to draw attention to it and keep it in our spaces away from "normal" players... and there's always morons that make shit like this. Like come on...
I R A@roira.bsky.social · last mo.always on the news and never for a smart reason bro why 😭
Another “hey don’t download this for your sanity and your computer’s health.” Ah yes I love working my 9 to 5 only to clock in at my 6 to 12. Can we be so for real rn. this would make me quit a venue if it turned into an actual job where I have to clock in and out.
Some men rise to the moment and become heroes and some men wilt and fade away...
JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 2mo ago"WHY DIDN'T HE HIT IT? Simon Adingra.... you had the game at your feet."
Nah what makes you a bad person is being friends to this day with a sexual assaulter and possible pedophile, attacking a victim of SA back in the UK, and still getting said friend work in UK circles to this day but go off on how great Ospreay is.
TeamKaos@teamkaoselite.bsky.social · 2mo agoI'm sorry but bragging about having sex with your wife in a wrestling promo and then telling some weirdo to touch grass doesn't mean you're a bad person or a rapist. Folks are taking this stuff way too far and the worst part is that the anti aew grifters are weaponzing it to their advantage. #Aew
You’ve been ravenous for a date. This is merely an invitation to sensations beyond mortal comprehension… Beg for mercy, but you will be denied.
Jennifer and her girl scout friends never expected to find themselves in another world. Another time, another place. All it took was accepting a dare to open that creepy old book. Now they're trapped in the WIZARDRY DIMENSION, wielding sword, bow, and spell. Searching for a way home... To Earth.
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
