Me: I hate capitalism and corporations Also me: YAY!!!! Disney cruise!!! The hypocrisy is real, y'all

Getting real tired of cis het straight white men with microphones telling me how I'm supposed to react to the death of a stochastic terrorist who looked like them.

It was a chilly morning in my office

I adore this old man. He's the sweetest guy and always has been.

I wish YouTube would stop messing with things. Every time they make a change, it breaks a feature that I like. The queue system was fine. It worked, which is a lot more than I can say about the new iteration.

Happy birthday to David Attenborough!

Gotta love Australian elections where working class white guys vote against their best interests because the lefties support the gays and blacks. Why do people suck so much?

They had lawyers, trials, most were given pretrial release, allowed to testify in their own defense, got discovery, could call witnesses, could cross-examine witnesses, could present mitigation at sentencing, and had a right to appeal.

Australian Trump supporters should be banned from Anzac Day celebrations. Those men died fighting fascism and you're going to spit on their sacrifice by celebrating it.

How's my day going? I was looking forward to some fresh baked bread to have with my soup for lunch. Forgot to add water. I baked flour. Ah well. At least I still have soup.

You want to play one of these?

I thought I felt someone watching me and then I spotted this guy in the corner.

My garden is loving the less hellish temperatures of early autumn and the daily watering they've been getting.

The collection is complete!

So this week is going to be great. We're expecting a cyclone and I'm expecting the official notification that my job is gone. Fantastic.

I'm not in the habit of rewarding asshole behaviour. If that makes me the bad guy, at least I'm not complicit.

Had another couple of gos at Pandemic the Cure dice game. Got our asses handed to us again. When we do beat it, it's going to feel so good, but in the meantime, this feels appropriate.

Yes, my sweet boy. Scream into the void with me.

When they say Kamala Harris wasn't qualified, do they mean she had too much pigment or do they mean she didn't have a penis?

Responding "Shut up, you tiny fool" instead of trying to reeducate idiots on the Internet is so therapeutic. Thanks, @robbotron.bsky.social

My new hobby is telling shitty fake Christians that Jesus would be disappointed in them.

Harry took a little nap while we played Istanbul dice. I'm sure he's comfortable!

I really hope my next manager is a millennial.

Every time I fast forward to the end of a YouTube video, YouTube then plays a random Jenny Nicholson video. I'm not mad at it, and I hope it happens to everyone.

I get irrationally annoyed when someone posts a picture of themselves that is not a selfie with a caption "here's a photo I took." But you didn't take it, you're in it. Stop lying to me.

Finished Ticket to Ride Legacy this afternoon and I got my butt handed to me. It was much fun.

Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊

Boys in bandanas. Now they can wear RSVLTS like dad.