Geez, that last line of the post-credit scene of the X-Men 97 season 2 finale. Presumably straight out of the comics, but I didn't read the comics, so it blindsided me. Didn't expect to explain that reference to my daughter today. Insane to realize she's only 4 years younger than I was then.

If anyone in Louisville is free tonight, I've got an extra for John Mulaney at the Palace at 730. Just DM

Just heard Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go at the dentist office with my son, so I showed him the gasoline fight scene from Zoolander. Never realized Meekus is played by Alexander Skarsgård. It was his first role outside of Sweden. That little realization brought me joy.

But what say the omens? Do the tea leaves agree with the gamblers? And what of the bird I just saw!?

CNBC@cnbc.com · 2w ago

Kalshi traders think July jobs report will come in slightly cooler than economists’ predictions

At the Georgia Aquarium they have a place for Designing Carcharhinids. So I made Me-Shark Tail-er.

Gonna take my kids headphones away on this road trip so that they give proper acknowledgement to my one man performance of the 10th Anniversary Les Mis concert. All these accents and line reads deserve full attention.

Five minutes???!? Bull fucking shit

hey what the fuck Argentina has a Jeep on the field and Simeone is in it! What the hell this is beyond corrupt

Extremely important to me that they go the full 120 with 0 shots.

Fucking finally. Hope they score 6 more and Arg get more red cards.

Argentina, imitating Judas Priest: 🎶KICKING THE LEGS, KICKING THE LEGS🎶

"this whole thing smacks of CONCACAF," I holler as I overturn my uncle's barbecue grill and turn the World Cup into the Cup of Shit

Why let this team play more soccer when we have the technology to fire them into the sun?

If you're not a 20+ FIFA ranking underdog and don't take a single shot all game, you don't get ET. You just lose. If it's a group game, you lose & get -1 goals scored unless you're the higher ranked team, then you're just out of the tournament.

I don’t think you need a reason to red card Enzo, it’s a good idea anytime

Lol. GTFO Enzo you cheap-shotting little shit.

Was rooting for the Toffee to win his first major in Merseyside, but a Kiwi winning his first major is a pretty fun alternative.

The only good thing to come out of the dipshit Odyssey discourse is that at one point I commented “if we’re worried about accuracy, then Jason Mantzoukas should be playing Odysseus,” and now I can’t get it out of my head 😄

Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out

I was positive when I read this she had a bullshit job, and yep.

Rob Larson@ironicprofessor.bsky.social · 4w ago

Quarter million a year

Jordan MF Pickford. Own this shit, my dude.

Pickford, absolute monster. So many of the best saves in recent memory. Probably the save it the season in the prem. Multiple massive saves in the cup. Love that dude. No matter how annoying the team may be, can never be anything but thrilled for him.

I said this exact thing after the Senegal game, but their good players were so friggin good between then and today that I legit forgot how shit their game plan is.

Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️@graceonfootball.com · last mo.

spain: we know exactly how we want to move the ball and manipulate space to score a goal france: idk maybe one of our good players will do something

Dive-ass penalty.

Lol, Haaland push, foul. England defender in the back of Norway guy with body position for a wide open header in the box right out of the path of the ball, no foul. He jumped early but he had position and they were in his back and pushed him out of position.

Dude was entirely interested in drawing a foul. Holding, bodying, completely on his heels just begging for a touch in his chest to free him from having to actually mark him.

“It’s Alexander Sorloth time” - Alexander Sorloth on a 2v1 with Erling Haaland open

What a damn lightning bolt. Also, LOL 'arry. Thank goodness they didn't VAR that unbelievable strike into the ether