been watching a lot of mythbusters and there's a surprising amount of episodes where adam gets jamie to bark like a dog
maxed out the number of custom emojis on my irl friend group's discord server so i set up a poll to vote on which emojis to cull and it's an absolute *bloodbath*. none of us will be friends at the end of this
were you an ABBA Gold family, an Immaculate Collection family, a Queen Greatest Hits Vol. I family, a The Very Best of Elton John family, or a Legend: The Best of Bob Marley and The Wailers family
panicked when i saw max miller trending but relieved to see the tasting history guy has not been cancelled
'i will never get nitro' she says as she downloads her 28th video of jimothy and compresses it in handbrake to fit the 10MB discord upload limit
me (after leaving the UK's only hooters): that was the saddest room ive ever been in, and ive been to my own mother's funeral @petrichorus.bsky.social: crazy that they did that in a hooters
boy george just 'released' an AI-generated, genocide-denying, pro-israel reggae song, an utterly cursed combination of adjectives
messaging the local lesbian sports bar to see if they'll show WPBL games this season, which might be a hard sell for british pub-goers even if they are lesbians
getting a bra that fits properly has been a game-changer that took only 8 years and hundreds of pounds in ill-fitting bras
ya ever have one of those ones where you ruminate on how desperately unfair your life has been
what do you think about my bum. you have to tell me
hazel@thehazelzone.bsky.social · 2w agodoes my bum look big in this (📸 kaleidoshoots)
my hottest trait might be that i can operate a 35mm cinema projector
with great power (being ten years older than everyone else at pre's) comes great responsibility (telling everyone to drink some water, making clear to that extremely drunk girl who keeps touching your leg that you are absolutely not interested, and also she should drink some water)
Just had meeting with kiddo's school. She has been fully supported, treated with full equality & dignity for years. All of that changes from September. Full segregation & humiliation across the board. The school staff cried in the meeting. This will absolutely lead to children's deaths 1/2
move over hemingway, i can do that shit in four words: transgender woman still soyfaces
(meeting a t4t couple from london) so who's the rodney and who's the del boy
in the lore of the game, atrus created this island as a sanctuary for him and his wife and his mother and his two children to live in, which might explain why his sons are like that
Retro Tech Dreams@retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 3w agoMyst (1993)
best friend once again talking about moving to the continent and i am once again trying to keep my face from betraying just how inconsolable i would be if she did