Jess

@thejduce.bsky.social

writer, producer, fundraiser, life model, pet sitter, cheese enthusiast, unionist, dingus for hire. 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 they/them https://linktr.ee/thejduce

I got locked in a Hudson valley park reading poetry to geese at 5 pm last year and the fire department had to bring a ladder to get me out, and meanwhile in New Zealand you can casually stroll INTO the botanical gardens at 11pm to listen to the ruru

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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

A sad day for Columbia and for our democracy. "Additionally the school believed there was considerable overlap between needed campus changes and Trump’s demands" has got to be one of the most depressing sentences ever written. www.wsj.com/us-news/educ...

Exclusive | Columbia Yields to Trump in Battle Over Federal Funding

Columbia’s agreement is a significant moment in the intensifying battle between Trump and elite universities.

wsj.com

waiting for a bus on Steinway street, sniffing the air like a failed biosecurity beagle trying to figure out which restaurant smells so goddamned good

wanted: a sponsor to bankroll a campaign to hand out headphones to people on the subway watching videos at full volume. ‘hi, have you heard about this amazing new technology? it lets you listen to whatever you want in the privacy of your own head! like magic!’

I miss a lot of people and things from Aotearoa, but right now, sitting in a NYC nonprofit ‘data security in the coming apocalypse’ conference (not the official title), the privacy act 2020 is right up there with cheese rolls. 😭Treasure it comrades.