Jesus H. Christler
@thejesuschrysler.bsky.social
✯ I am (he, him, his) ✯ Jesus Chrysler (incognito) with my sidekick Gabrielle. ✯ The "H" stands for "Hella" ✯ It's probably a simulation Jesus was an atheist. Don't DM me, I won't answer prayers either.
I recently formed a new band. We call ourselves 'The Sewing Machines' but we've struggled to find a singer. 🐢💨
Trump will probably take the deal for a personal kickback for 3% of the 7%, and call it a personal win. Just like with the Tariffs. 1. Create Tariffs on a 'whim' 2. The United States citizens pay more for shit. 3. End Tariffs, pay back companies with tax dollars 4. Get a kickback (DONATION)
Angry@angrystaffer.bsky.social · 2w agoThis would amount to a complete capitulation from the US. Literally no way to even attempt to spin this as a win.
Fuck Trump and every POs that supports him Child rapist
We can hardly wait. Our Congress passed a bill demanding that this happen, but they seem too corrupt/intimidated to follow up on it. We're hoping to replace most of them soon, but whatever you can do will be helpful & much appreciated. #ProudBlue
Nobody DM me, I'm busy no answering prayers. Mutha-fuckas
LEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children.
Former '60 Minutes' Boss Eyeing Rival Show With Ousted Staffers okmagazine.com/p/60-minutes...
Former '60 Minutes' Boss Bill Owens Plotting Rival Show With Scott Pelley and Other Ousted CBS Staffers: Report
Ex-'60 Minutes' executive producer Bill Owens plans to launch a streaming news magazine series to rival the iconic CBS program.
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Luigi Mangione is demanding that his murder trial be broadcast live. He also asked the court to provide a live overflow feed inside the courthouse so journalists and members of the public who can’t get a seat can still follow the proceedings.
This is Katie Phang From the Midastouch network. Pulitzer is inevitable, but more important, she is hanging the DOJ and Todd Blanche out to dry. Well done Katie, a true hero. -Jack Cannon
Does everyone realize the police do NOT have to serve and protect, right? That's some marketing shit right there. I will never ever ever call a cop. Seriously, they are the ones that could not pass either the written test and or physical for being a fireman, and had zero other prospects.
Qasim Rashid, Esq.@qasimrashid.com · 3w agoAustin police killed a 17-year-old Black child who called 911 while in distress. Three cops fired more than 20 rounds, killing him, because they thought he had a gun. It was a water bottle. The child was unarmed. Austin PD is calling it "suicide by cop." No, it's murder in cold blood by cop. 1/2
If we all show up to vote, they can empty their bank accounts and fucking lose twice. FUCK THOSE CHILD RAPIST ASS FACES
Ohwoisme@kmohwoisme.bsky.social · 4w ago
Any republican leaders on here? I have some advice and you had better fucking take it. Right now AI is truly at the point of AGI, and you know what? The bad people have control of it, and it's going to fuck all democracy up. Take your fucking gloves off, and fuck - them - up.
It's a simulation. Time is 3 dimensional, and dictates space. Quantum is pixelated at the smallest of scales. There you go. Oh, and AI is just the end game for it all just like every other planet in our Universe. No escape. No god. It's an infinite LOOP.
Everyone go tell this place on Instagram how you feel about this! Hurry, before the losers take it down. www.instagram.com/p/DbEPrd5CGZa/
Peter Falk sketching in his Beverly Hills home in 1984.
Boiling us slowly: J6, false flag, election hack, ICE raids, endless shutdown, assassinated judges & Dems, 5th Caribbean strike, fake stats, media & voting takeover by maga-Insurrection Act soon. Any/EVERY affluent American staying silent now is complicit..a neo-nazi in disguise🇺🇸
I live in a country who's 'leadership' is taking pride in murdering people they suspect of crimes without due process, and are only interested in starting wars so they can steal a country's natural resources. They are criminals committing crimes against humanity.