Imagine a fellow draft dodger like Bill Clinton, posting an image of him in uniform, wearing more medals than Patton or MacArthur. Fox News would’ve spontaneously combusted

Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · 5h ago

This guy never served. He faked an injury to avoid the draft. None of his children have served. He called those who did serve their country "suckers and losers." He skipped the centenary memorial for servicemen who died in WWI because it was drizzling. This is more than usually repellent.

I wrote the name of the Brazilian president in a word doc, which prompted Copilot to think every other word I wrote in the sentence was misspelled. Because clearly, I was writing in Spanish. I was, in fact, writing in English. Oh, and also, they don't speak Spanish in Brazil.

This is team player shit, beat the bad guys shit. I love it. No fucking around with it, just let's go.

Evan Sutton@evansutton.bsky.social · 10h ago

I encourage all of us to have the grace and focus shown in this going up within minutes of the race being called.

Being online remains my greatest mistake

Posthumous uncanny AI of me speaking at my own funeral: You were all right, the pronouns were too hard and really annoying and I was rude when I corrected you. Chicken marinara. Seven plus three is twelve My parents: It's so nice to get closure, it really sounds just like her

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

whoa -- Max Miller on CNN threatens Sen. Bernie Moreno with "exposing a deeply and personal embarrassing matter" after Moreno called for his resignation

Parker loves playing Cardinals/Cubs, and he always pretends to be Jordan Walker, and folks, I’m simply crushing being a dad

"I'm entitled to whatever I want whenever I want it for any reason and I don't care what satisfying these urges does to me or the world" well okay dude, seems like there's something deeper going on here, but that's just my take

If PCA has no haters, I’m dead

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2d ago

just woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up

Which government official was like “who cares, it’s not like people are dying”? www.reuters.com/business/hea...

Michigan reports two deaths in ongoing cyclosporiasis outbreak

Two deaths have been identified ​as part of a cyclosporiasis outbreak affecting Michigan, ‌the state's health department said on Monday.

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I was on vacation for a week, so I missed most of anything that happened. I saw Hank Green is addicted to AI and that Olympian got his bullshit charges dropped for the reflecting pool nonsense. Anything else happen?

Just starting Dragon Show and the recap of when Criston Cole is like “I’m the greatest warrior who ever lived” then instantly gets fooled by the stone cold dumbest trick in GoT history and then immediately merced by some rando with a bow. Perfect end for the worst character on this show.

I’m at a McDonald’s where the soda machine (along with ketchup, napkins, etc.) is behind the counter. Profits over people, baby!

this guy gets it

Don’t threaten me with a good time

The Irish Times@irishtimes.com · 7mo ago

AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns

How long into “I put my credit card in the wrong spot in my wallet” do you call and report the card stolen?

This is an accurate analogy of AI and also why it is wildly disappointing that Andy Serkis is using AI to make The Hunt for Gollum

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads.com · 4d ago

it’s the difference between Boromir and Aragorn. both are good men who want to make the world better, but Boromir thinks his intentions will be enough to bend the One Ring to his will. Aragorn understands that very impulse is how you get yourself ringwraithed

Leaving the hotel this morning -> on the road from the hotel

Going to the Cardinals game tomorrow, and I am hoping the Cubs have used up all their many, many runs already

Once you have a lot of money it becomes easier to get more money by doing nothing, which disincentivizes work. This is why all our billionaires post insane bullshit all day. If they had to work they'd be too busy to act like this, doubly benefiting society

Sure, McConnell could be dead. But another option is that he is very sick and his staff is incredibly incompetent.

We bought Parker an Amazon Fire tablet for a road trip we are currently on. Turned it on on the road to discover his entire profile had been deleted and everything we had downloaded for the trip was gone. Made for a great day. Huge fan. Highly recommend.

If you use AI, you’re no better than Donald Trump

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · last wk.

Trump on Iran 🤦‍♂️

dan solomon@dansolomon.com · 2w ago

it’s hot butthole summer yall www.texasmonthly.com/culture/butt...

I own six copies of the Silmarillion, like a real lunatic

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w ago

Name physical media you purchased more than once.

God hates St. Louis

can’t find a night when everyone’s reliably free for it, huh

IGN@ign.com · 2w ago

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves co-director Jonathan Goldstein says the script for a sequel already exists, but he's not expecting it to see the light of day any time soon. https://bit.ly/4bIsrNA #SDCC

Fuck the White House, the White House Correspondents Association, the White House Correspondents Dinner, and every single person who attended

The Independent@the-independent.com · last wk.

Trump posts AI image of CNN’s Kaitlan Collins as Dylan Mulvaney following WHCD trans joke