Chris Morran

@themorrancave.bsky.social

Audience editor, @ProPublica.org Philadelphia resident and sports masochist My dog likes you.

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

Just in, according to ESPN: the dodgers have acquired the state of Wisconsin, the ghost of Robin Williams, and the rights to the Steely Dan catalog in exchange for a bag of Halloween candy that contains no more than 15% candy corn.

Unfair: the rain has been delaying the Phillies game for several hours in Baltimore but has yet to unleash its downpour on the excruciatingly loud toddler's birthday party that's been going on outside my house in Philly all afternoon

Do MadLibs still exist? Every summer at the shore my mom would buy a few of them to keep me and my siblings entertained and then she'd inevitably get furious when she saw we filled virtually every blank with the worst possible curse words.

I can't be the only person who completely forgot that the Seahawks are the reigning Super Bowl champs. In fact, I'm still not sure this isn't some sort of mass psyop to convince me of something that never happened.

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The most predictable progression in the world... Tip to reporters who don't want to look like absolute tools: don't report on what Musk *says* as if it means anything at all.

May 2025 story in the AP: Elon Musk says he will cut back on political spending after heavily backing Trump in 2024

WASHINGTON (AP) — Elon Musk, the richest person in the world and a key financial supporter of President Donald Trump, said Tuesday that he’ll be spending “a lot less” on political campaigns, a reversal that could be a setback for Republicans ahead of next year’s midterm elections.
NPR story: Musk to slow down political spending: 'I think I've done enough'Elon Musk says he ‘got carried away’ in politics, defends DOGEExclusive: Musk plans massive push for GOP in midterms

Tech billionaire Elon Musk is jumping into the midterms with a huge investment in a plan to boost Republican voter turnout, Axios has learned.

Driving the news: Musk is resuscitating his dormant super PAC, America PAC, which spent more than $260 million to help get President Trump elected in 2024.

GOP House member--and fmr Trump advance man--allegedly -threw boiling water on his then-wife -held a gun to her head -broke his daughter's collarbone. She's 2 -abused abuse a fmr Trump WHer too When a reporter asked him about it , he threatened to block their # www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/u...

Domestic Abuse Allegations Rock Max Miller’s Ohio House Race

Representative Max Miller, a Republican, is facing accusations of abuse from his ex-wife in a bitter family feud that might put his otherwise safe seat in play.

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Had Bari Weiss been hired by CBS-Paramount to secretly run a "Producers" scam and destroy all of "60 Minutes"'s value as quickly as possible it's difficult to imagine what should would've done differently.

1/ This is Nick Adams. He’s a big deal in MAGA world. He’s got 638K followers on X and 2.1M on Facebook. President Trump even appointed him to a role at the State Dept. But when I started digging into Adams' nonprofit for "civics" education, something didn't look right ... 🧵

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WATCH: Despite multiple complaints — and videos — of physical abuse and mistreatment of students, Arkansas’ Delta Institute continues to receive public funds. It is just one of hundreds of private schools taking state money with little oversight: propub.li/4c03NIk

Note to LeBron: If you need a place to crash, I've got an extra bedroom with its own bathroom. The bus that stops on the corner goes directly to the stadium complex (well, every third bus does) in about 15 minutes. Hope you're not allergic to adorable dogs. Rent negotiable.