My girlfriend organically found a shirt inspired by me and surprised me by wearing it while I was in Seattle and I think that's neat
Men need to pay more attention to women. Even “good” guys. I know this guy who makes a ton off the silk market and rescues animals in his spare time, truly wonderful person, but he didn’t even know that his wife was a fucking bird.
Sorry love, theres no sex. You're watching me climb ranked competitive
Me: I just feel like I'll never be enough so it's hard to put get the motivation to even try, you know? The copy of Turok Rage Wars I use as my therapist: ... Me: You're right, the Cerebral Bore was a cool weapon.
Guy: You know if you came you have to tell me, its the law Undercover cop: hahaha yeah of course I came babe
if this guy said Daddy-o you wouldn't even question it. not a lot of people have that power
Me watching her try to make me cum while I'm on estrogen and ssris
Average Person: Hey, we have to skip meals because grocery prices are killing us, any solutions? Obama:
If he won't suck you off in the rain, he ain't the one sis move on
If she can't do irreparable damage to my psyche I don't want her
Every day Gavin Newsom does some shit that proves he can't be trusted and every day liberals say these things are no big deal, proving they cant be trusted either
Republicans: I shit myself as a political strategy. Liberals: I think we should at least try it, it seems to get votes!
my posts are only gonna get worse and I'm not sorry
I must be snorting estrogen the way I got titties on the brain
FTM trans italians: Pepperroni, pepperoni, give me the testosteroni
Tough times out there for weird little guy lovers
Inspector Gadget drunk watching Iron Man: Tohny shtark is a bitch I coulda done shit with like 2 sprinhgs
Me sweating while checking my hand: hey babe can I put my penis in your.... vogona?
Imagine a dancing poop, funny right? Now imagine him crying, not so funny anymore is it?
We need a slur for people who don't believe in a better tomorrow
Maybe being Trans is just becoming the girl of my dreams
You either die a Chad, or you live to be chopped unc
I remember one time one of my moots dunked on a politician so hard they sued her
You don't get to call yourself an ally, you have to get a bunch of trans women in discord to adopt you, then you become an ally
"French kiss my fart box" is 5 syllables if youre having trouble finishing that haiku