this spell takes a lot more pussy popping than i anticipated
rebar mcentire?
@rebarmcentire.bsky.social
one a those they/them queers
at my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die
I messaged you from inside the cursed amulet in your dead grandmother’s jewellery box, please respond
basically it boils down to pay attention to me but not like that
good morning team it's time to freak the fuck out over something or other
at start of function: haha yeah im not gonna talk about yoda after a couple beers: yodddaaaaaaaaaa
ok goodnight everyone ilysm it's time to shut up
I use my spare time to implant false memories in neighborhood squirrels
I need a strong Amish husband to build me strong fences and I also need a flamethrower, is that so much to ask
(I'm sorry, I'm sure your mom is a nice lady, I just have to make jokes or I die)
cuddling a mysterious figure yet to be revealed to the audience
teenager in 2050 crying in bed listening to caravan palace writing in her ijournal how she has the soul of a superwholock and was born in the wrong generation
it's that time again folks, the witch's brew youtu.be/0tpn-ZGL8Ok?...
Witch's Brew
YouTube video by jFolis
youtu.be
I would love to be carried around in a baby carrier and snuggle and take naps and be cute but alas I'm 5'9 and sturdy
ever since i was a little girl i knew i would be insane on the internet someday