rebar mcentire?
@rebarmcentire.bsky.social
one a those they/them queers
showing everyone my portable birdbath but it's just a normal bird bath that i'm carrying around with great effort
"I don't want to go but I'd still like to be invited" no bro I LOVE not being invited to things, don't invite me, I don't need the stress of coming up with an excuse why I can't go, "I can't go cuz I wanna eat spaghetti on my couch with my dog" doesn't sit well with people
I need to find an easy way to be happy all the time that isn't drugs
mail me a thousand dollars or else whip crame in ur sneakers
tinnitus is strong today, I can feel my sanity slipping ✨
THEY KILLED STEW PICKLES MY BELOVED fucking bluesky gdi
the wisteria are blooming 🙂. these smell sweet at the beginning and end with a musky coal tar odour, which doesn’t sound great but actually is quite lovely.
I’m the only mother fucker in this capsized sailboat thats still in love w the wind
Hitting it doggy style so we can both watch Meemaw: A Modern Day Fable, starring Roseanne Barr and Randy Quaid.
You are not alone. We are there with you on your phone in the bathroom.
everyone in this waiting room has pants on except for me
Consolea rubescens is a tree cactus native to the more arid southern portion of Puerto Rico. Like others in its genus, it evolved adaptations to resist predation by now extinct ground sloths. #puertorico #nativeplants #botany #wildflowers #nature
I'm not here to make friends I'm here to learn karate
hey new people I hate cops I don't vote I'm trans I make fart jokes idk other stuff you probably don't like so fuck off or whatever
sometimes my gf gets really mad at me because I'm not attracted to Tom Hardy, like I recognize that he's considered attractive and he has a symmetrical face and whatnot but like. idk make him pudgy and cranky and give him a beard and I'm in.
