Tonight, my gym manager offered me some really great advice to… convince me play more Baldur’s Gate 3. I love it here
Ponk
@theponk.bsky.social
Video game reviewer at Stevivor.com, host of the Trails through Trails podcast @trailspod.bsky.social. Avid homosexual 🏳️🌈
"While the combat challenge may seem like a barrier to some, Beast of Reincarnation wants to welcome as many players as possible at whatever speed they’re happy with, in order to share its intriguing world," @theponk.bsky.social writes in our review.
Beast of Reincarnation Review: Flower power
While the combat challenge may seem like a barrier to some, Beast of Reincarnation wants to welcome as many players as possible at whatever speed they’re happy with, in order to share its intriguing w...
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Hello it’s my Special Day I have been a Steviant for FIFTEEN years now, crazy!Anyways look forward to my latest review in like eight hours on @stevivor.com 🤘
So many AI dorks calling themselves “prompt engineers” thinking they’re the best at asking a computer the right question for shitty art, yet would be befuddled by two brothers standing at a fork in the road claiming that one only lies while the other only tells the truth.
Tired: “love handles” Wired: HIP TITTIES You can trust this doctor, he’s a…. Clothing brand
@tomwalker.bsky.social heyyy Tombo! If it’s ok, I was wondering if I could pick your brain sometime about the process of setting up Patreon as an Aus-based pod? We’re looking at it for our show, and I just wanna know what possible bumps to look out for!
GAWD I am so tired of hearing the same “GenAI in games” scenario play out, over and OVER. - game is revealed - people identify GenAI in it - company tries to explain it away or justify the AI usage - inevitably, game company apologises How many times does the EXACT same thing have to happen?
Unironically excited to play the remake of the gayest N64 game of all
Sadly it feels like this lesson needs to be re-taught in the modern day
i hope this line is still in p4r
What is a JRPG? It’s a game with Japanese storytelling sensibilities - including ever-increasing levels of textual density. (Check out our latest ep with special guest @theponk.bsky.social to learn more!)
I’m out here talking in all kinds of places this week! What a delight it was to hang out with Mischa and Mayanna x
NEW EP! We are joined by @theponk.bsky.social to talk all about JRPGs - what they are, what defines them… and whether or not we may have 100%-completed some of our faves 😅
fellas if your lady is: • tall • manic • twig proportions • multisport athlete • aggressive driver • frequently mistaken for dick dastardly she aint your lady. shes waluigi
Holy crap y’all, you’ve really purposely downloaded our voices ten THOUSAND times! Are you okay?? But for real, thankyou for joining us on the podcast in this past year, it’s so much fun to do this show. Here’s to ten thousand more!
Holy Stregas! It’s been an amazing first year for us at Trails through Trails, and it’s all thanks to you. We’ve just hit TEN THOUSAND downloads for the show which is a WILD number. Thanks so much for walking the Trails with us, and here’s to many more hours of RPG sicko nonsense (affectionate)!
How is it 2026 and video content is getting WORSE at buffering?? Truly few things more rage-inducing than having an Insta reel pause four times in thirty seconds of video 💀
Death Stranding porn art where Sam stands up and it turns out he’s been sitting on one of those golden hands
The best part of signing up to a new Patreon is marking all the stuff you’ve already heard on the free feed as played, then seeing how much new stuff is still left to enjoy 💜 Go listen to my cool friends Mischa and Mayanna do a cool podcast about kingdom hearts!! @simpleandcleanpod.bsky.social
New train law: if you are seated on a commuter train and the window seat is empty, MOVE THE FUCK OVER. Don’t make every other person on the train have to climb over you to sit down, for fucksake
"I was really impressed with what Capcom has achieved with an all-new title, building a unique and vibrant world, even on the barren surface of the moon," @theponk.bsky.social writes in our #Pragmata review.
Pragmata Review: That android came from the moon!
"I was really impressed with what Capcom has achieved with an all-new title, building a unique and vibrant world, even on the barren surface of the moon," Matt writes in our Pragmata review.
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This morning my cat has woken me up by crop-dusting my bed. I hate it when she learns new skills
Microsoft Excel’s “you can’t do that to a merged cell” is maybe the most irritating and offensive thing that is regularly said to me
How many times does a game studio have to get blasted for using GenAI and grovel for forgiveness before we STOP FUCKING TRYING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE
I’ve been having a bad time responding to my texts in a timely manner lately, so I’m considering changing my text message to “GET ON THE HYDRA’S BACK” from Kingdom Hearts 1. It’ll either make the problem much better or much, much worse
Cube is love. Cube is life. Cube is… trauma?? Hey we’re back, season 3, let’s fuckin gooo Big Kev!
✨NEW EPISODE✨ It's cube time, baby! We're back with the prologue of Trails in the Sky the 3rd, with a very special appearance by resident expert @rvajoker.bsky.social to talk about why this game still feels so unique over two decades into the series. LISTEN: trailspod.online/s3/1
Get ready to Cube, everybody 🧊
Lock up your cubes, folks, because the third season of Trails through Trails starts tonight, and we are so excited to share our amazing new show art by the incredible @alyossan.art! We can't wait to catch you all on the trail as we dive into Trails in the Sky the 3rd!