I haven’t been here in a hot minute. The world is a lot right now and I’m just trying to stay sane. ❤️ you guys.
The Real M-80
@therealm80.bsky.social
I like falafel and pie. I’m fat. Call me the prince of whales.
Still don’t really know how to use this platform but I’m here damnit.
Not trans, not Muslim, not Jewish, not a leftist. Just some lame ass white boy from a conservative family in Utah.
Just remember...there was absolutely nothing normal about the United States Deputy Attorney General, Todd Blanche, meeting with Ghislaine Maxwell. Nothing. Not by protocol. Not by precedent. Not by any stretch of the imagination.
Not sure that I care what the dumbest Democratic voters think about anything.
Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com · last yr.EXCLUSIVE: Democratic voters who skipped the 2024 election favor candidates like Bernie Sanders and AOC. Polling shows they believe inequality is at the heart of America’s problems and health care should be available to everyone.
Finally I can see other peoples notifications. I was so sick of myself.
What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
Breaking: Israel and Iran reportedly fighting over who gets to be the main character on X this week.
i can’t believe i have to say this but do not tell people the terrible thing they are experiencing is just a distraction for the terrible thing you WANT them to be experiencing
Real G’s move turtles out of the road in the direction they were headed.
If I fix your printer, you owe me a blood debt. This is ancient IT law. I don’t make the rules I just enforce them in caffeine and suffering.
Social media and Reddit are easier to use when you realize no one knows wtf they’re talking about and over half of them are lying.
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
The moon told me to fight a stranger today. If you see me in the Aldi parking lot with brass knuckles and sage mind your business.
Hear me out, at funerals everyone gets up and tells the truth about you. That will help people’s spirits leave faster
Unless the person is shown emerging from an ancient monastery, I do not want to see any more headlines about so-and-so "breaks their silence".
I don’t want to know what moment in your life felt like that Hozier Yell. I want to hear about that moment in your life that felt like the transition from Parabol to Parabola.
Watching all my conservative Catholic friends FREAK OUT about the new Pope tells me all I need to know about him.
About to deep clean and repair my son’s gaming laptop. Pray for me. 🫡
You didn’t think I saw you pick your nose at the stoplight. But I did. I saw you.
