Its receipt printer friday send a message/picture/whatever and it prints at my desk bobbys-macbook-pro.tail9de494.ts.net I'll make a thread of them with a collage and best quotes as they come in

Send Bobby a VERY direct message

Fill this out and send a message to my desk that will print on my receipt printer.

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I hope phish does an acoustic miniset like they did on 8.5.96 (and a couple other times that month).

Happy aphelion to everyone, including the haters and losers!

Thanks Val for playing those two Stanley Cup final games with a broken ankle. The drug addiction problems that followed are unfortunate. Best of luck.

Colorado Avalanche@avalanche.bsky.social · last mo.

Forever a Stanley Cup Champion. Thank you, Val 🚂

Avalanche keeping Hakstol is terrible news.

Fuck. Kroenkes gonna Kroenke.

Ryan Boulding ❌👑@rboulding.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Predators announce the hiring of Chris MacFarland as their new GM and President of Hockey Ops. Big loss for the Avalanche, big gain for the Predators.

I'm wondering if this long break before the end of season press conference is because Joe Sakic is retiring and MacFarland is taking over.

For Claude. Written and voiced by Kyle Keefe.

The NHL offsides review continues to be the worst thing in sports

Sisyphus? Hill issue

Melyssa@melyssatk.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Ran out of propane? Grill issue

Caste is such a powerful driver of dynamics within Silicon Valley that they were able to get Newsom to veto a bill banning caste discrimination in California even though it had widespread support.

Aparna Nair@disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 2mo ago

1. Caste. Most people in the west don’t understand that the waves of engineers and doctors who immigrated out of India in the 70s and onwards were ‘high’ caste folks, who resented the Indian equivalent of affirmative action for caste. Caste solidarity is very powerful…/

Hakstol is gonna get Bednar fired too

Gov. Polis’ commutation of Tina Peters’ sentence is wrong.  She is in prison because she broke the law and was given an appropriate sentence.  As Governor, I will always stand up for the rule of law and fight for election integrity--and never give in to the bullying of the Trump Administration.

fucking DYING at this gif #LetsGoCanes

Fun tidbit heading into this Kings/Avalanche series. Jared Bednar's 2015/16 Lake Erie Monsters won the AHL championship. His #1 goaltender during that run? Anton Forsberg. Sure seems like Forsberg will be the #1 guy for the Kings on Game 1 given how he played down the stretch.

I hope someone teaches Sabrina about ululating, like soon. #Coachella

#FireHakstol

Evan Rawal@evanrawal.bsky.social · 4mo ago

That's the NHL-leading 13th shorthanded goal the Avalanche have given up this season.

Vibes to Gabe in his continued recovery

Nick Pickles@therightdevice.bsky.social · 5mo ago

A week-to-week injury after a friendly fire shot to the groin sounds awful.

I fell down a Roy Clark rabbit hole and ended up watching an entire* episode of Hee Haw *skipped through most commercials and a few parts of the show youtu.be/LXakT4hTskU?...

Hee Haw Complete Show (with commercials) 1974 George Jones, Tammy Wynette, Roy Clark, Buck Owens

YouTube video by Dennis M. Pratt

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@crow.house.gov These suggestions are good, actually.

Ward Q. Normal (he/him)@wardqnormal.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Proposed Dem talking points: Taxes are good, actually. Immigration is good, actually. Government services are good, actually. Taking care of others is good, actually. Regulating businesses is good, actually. DEI is good, actually. Supporting trans kids is good, actually.

A week-to-week injury after a friendly fire shot to the groin sounds awful.

Corey Masisak@cmasisak22.bsky.social · 5mo ago

#Avs captain Gabe Landeskog took a Cale Makar shot in the groin area Friday night against the Stars. He's now out week-to-week with a lower-body injury. www.denverpost.com/2026/03/08/a...

Dave Hakstol needs to be fired. The Avalanche lead the league in scoring, but the power play that he coaches is last in the league.

I’m heading to the State of the Union. I’ll be right in front—reminding Trump that he failed to indict me, and that his policies are failing the American people. He’ll never be able to bully, intimidate, or stop me from doing my job.

I hope he shits his pants and Vance and Johnson have to pretend like they don't smell it

RIP Doug Moe.

Choppers for AFC Championship game flyover just flew by

The Avalanche have played terrible the past couple of games.