It’s a caravan of communist sharia Muslims here to wage war on Christmas. They hate freedom and Jesus and guns and meat. These weak soy boy cucks with their big strong arms that look like they keep me safe at night—huge bulging chests, chiseled jawlines makes me imagine veiny… wait… where was I?
What do we want? A world that isn't on fire. When do we want it? When and if agreeable market conditions arise.
I think when he's dead the media will invariably have to find someone worse to retain the clicks.
Every Trump cabinet member exists in a superposition of he’s-mad-at-you-now/he-will-be-mad-at-you-soon, that flipping from one state to the other is hardly news
"George Washington famously died after doctors drained roughly 40% of his blood volume (about 2 litres) in a failed attempt to treat a throat infection." What?!?
In order to buy all the covid shit you need to first be ignorant to science, THEN be ignorant to how science was used by other countries OR be completely oblivious to the fact that there are any other countries on the planet.
Remember when the band Creed was the most offensive thing happening in the world?
I assume anyone writing "natural disaster" into their reporting about the fires is a complete piece of shit.
Walter Peck. Building an unlicenced nuclear accelerator in the basement of an abandoned fire department in the middle of manhattan is actually highly irresponsible!
Trump blaming Minnesota for hacking Minnesotan infrastructure when the obvious answer to who hacked it was OpenAI or possibly Anthropic.
I used to say they'd trade their daughters to Trump in exchange for a red hat.
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 5d agoRepublican Senator Bernie Moreno was trying to act REAL tough just days ago. But when it came to defending his own daughter, his silence spoke volumes.
We keep leaving the screen door at Los Alamos open.
Jo Michell@jomichell.bsky.social · 5d agoI realise the details are unlikely to be forthcoming, but I'd like to to know more about why OpenAI and Anthropic are unable to set up secure test environments without internet connectivity. It doesn't appear a particularly difficult task.
You go back in time to the 80s to tell a younger version of yourself that in the future there would be a rise of Nazis lead by New York scumbag Donald Trump, but don’t worry, on your side you have @raffic.bsky.social and @markhamillofficial.bsky.social “Baby Beluga and Luke Fucking Skywalker?!?”
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.
Kat Kerlin@katkerlin.bsky.social · last wk.Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...
A lot of people doing victory laps about this UEFA business.
"UEFA's been very unfair to America. If I wasn't president, there would be no UEFA. I invented the World Cup and it would have been a disaster under Sleepy Jo. Now World Cup is the hottest cup in the world because of your favourite president. ME! I'll be looking a tariffs on UEFA bigly now."
YouTube ads now are like, “You don’t know how to breathe, buy this!”
Nolan should make a movie about a filmmaker, say, I dunno, The Iliad. And just as he's wrapping up, the universe inverts, and in this inverted universe, half of all humans are psychopaths, and the only way to revert the universe is for the president—a vessel of pure evil—to die. Inversion.
Middle age is like seeing articles about gout and wondering if it can kill you. Then suddenly worrying about your own mortality for the rest of the day.
This dude is so fucking hysterical. For sure he cries after sex.
We don't stop until AI robots are cleaning our kitchens, like futurists promised. We're all sick of cleaning our kitchens. All of us. All ahead full until robots clean our kitchens (or we accidentally destroy the species, whatever comes first).
Sung Kim@sungkim.bsky.social · last wk.We have achieved the recursive self-improvement. Now, prepping the world before a massive blowback. www.pacingthefrontier.com
Reality sure veered off after that "alternative facts" quote from like ten years ago.
I think it's expected that any given human to try to normalize their own behaviour, no matter their behaviour. Good folks wanna normalize good deeds. Corrupt folks wanna normalize corruption. If you wanna know why someone might endorse or pardon a terrible person, that's why.
Social Media Age is like, we all want to talk with one another, we just don't know how to do it in a healthy manner.
A United States District Attorney misspelled what now?
I think part of marriage is accepting the fact that at some point your spouse and yourself will say the most mindbendingly stupid shit imaginable, and you’ll just roll through it like no one heard it.
