This is normally where Mount Hood would be, so close you can reach out and touch it. Now the whole plane smells like a campfire. Welcome home, I guess
Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic
Dealing with a sensitive and complicated personal problem? Try having a loud phone call on public transit about it
It should be illegal for my team to lose when I go see them
The Archive but it's a videogame from 1998.
My 75-year-old dad walked 6 miles around Chicago before I got out of bed
Cities with color coded transit lines should be banned from using brown. Nobody wants to ride the brown line! There is no good connotation to that color!
BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
Losing it every time they cut to Tom Skerritt delivering an emotional speech while wearing a hat with the name of the movie on it
fraudulently claiming i'm going to open a sinclair station just to get the dinosaur statue
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February October 11,1954
If he's your man, why is he inviting me into his cellar to sample his amontillado?
Why'd you buy the fucking team then, you fucks
Fischer 🛠️🚇@fischer.bsky.social · 6d agoif this is going to be the line then fuck these guys
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Getting altitude sickness during my 90 minute layover at Denver airport
Way too many comically large cowboy hats in Denver airport. Is your herd at baggage claim or something
Don't even talk to me until I've had my nice big cup of shut the fuck up
@booksandbows.bsky.social I would be remiss in not telling you I'll be in Chicago on Sunday and Monday before I start posting from there
if you're married with children and have a full house you'll have real home improvement if you strengthen your family ties with jesus, who's the boss 🙏🏼
