FOR YOUR INFORMATION I'D RATHER BE AROUND FREAKS AND WEIRDOS WHO ARE GENUINE AND TRUE TO THEMSELVES.
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I'm a 36 year old freelance writer who's written millions of words worth of fanfiction (inuding the 'Brushed Away' series) since 2013. I'm a shameless gay bear (and boar) who wears my heart on my sleeve, and a My Little Pony tattoo on my chest.
Right now, lots and lots of very stupid men are deleting their betting apps from their phones, and downloading same-day loans to cover their losses π€£
Last night was a good reminder that the vast majority of venture capitalists' bets are wrong.
I know we're all hyped about the election results, but there's something else we should all be celebrating: NO MORE POLITICAL CAMPAIGN YOUTUBE ADS!!!
Oh god, the SNL writers are going to be working overtime this week.
Since it's Halloween, here's an old horror story I wrote on FimFiction years ago for a Cozy Glow contest: www.fimfiction.net/story/476036...
Cozy Glow Tells A Story
Shortly after enrolling in the School of Friendship, Cozy Glow hosts a little tea party with a new "friend". She also has a secret she wants to share with her. Whether or not it's true is for her to k...
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Okay, what the hell is Domino's doing?! I just saw a commercial where they're promoting 'Pizzas for One' as their new gimmick. EVERY PIZZA IS A PIZZA FOR ONE!
I can't wait for Tubi to cash in on this trend and make a Birdemic series to compete.
Birdemic Attack: People vs. CGI Birds
ALT: Birdemic Attack: People vs. CGI Birds
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HBO is officially developing βTHE BIRDSβ, a new series inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's film. Starring Sarah Snook, the series is a modern-day reimagining of the film set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center. (Source: Deadline)
for those keeping track at home, Harry Potter has now directly contributed to a global transphobia panic, a doomsday AI cult, and now... whatever this "Malfoid" madness is I think that's more than enough data to support a total Harry Potter ban on public (mental) health grounds
Department of Education posting Malfoid art btw. Iβm losing my mind man.
I'm a 36 year old man, and I still use this as my primary coffee mug.
iDubbz looking over at his Content Cop costume after hearing the news about Ethan and Hila...
Green Goblin Norman Osborn Mask
ALT: Green Goblin Norman Osborn Mask
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The man has a tattoo of Hila's FACE on his body, and some other woman still fucked him anyway...
NO FUCKING WAY ETHAN AND HILA KLEIN ARE GETTING DIVORCED
Monthly reminder that: "Being queer isn't hard, it's straight people who make it hard"
It's because the Republican platform is simple: They want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it.
Genuinely wonder what Ramaswamy's campaign guys saw in their poll tests that made them think this would work.
It's really funny seeing this image, knowing that the character is going to canonically end up in Outer Space.
First look at young Jason with his machete in the βFRIDAY THE 13THβ prequel series.
Folks in the furry fandom are pretty good at not being beholden to HP and rowling but we have a long way to go with ditching FNAFβ¦
Reminder this also applies to Scott Cawthon and Five Nights at Freddyβs.
all the legal warfare that's directed at porn or any erotic art should be aimed instead at gambling and "prediction" markets
Imagine being on Vivek or Hustead's campaign teams, spending all that money and time to get Trump to visit Ohio and help their horrible numbers, just for him to endorse a completely different person instead. π€£
Trump in Ohio: "You have to vote for Michele Tafoya who's a very respected person. While we're at it, I should say it, she's very respected."
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
The weather might be getting colder, but it gives me an excuse to wear my jacket regularly again~
I'm the guy who wrote nearly 4 million words worth of MLP fanfiction, and millions more in the furry spectrum as a whole. My most recent series has been over 100,000 words this year alone (spread across 3 multichapter stories), centered solely around artificial insemination instead of actual sex.
I'm the guy who's written 10,000 spanking fanfics where the guys actually stay in-character when they paddle each other. Oh, and the victims tend to be bara dads more often than twinks. My most famous series is about a man who spanks werewolves to keep them out of trouble.
Honey Mustard-Blackened Chicken with Buttered Noodles and Garlic Bread~