This is Amelia Mason. She is 16 and left her home in South #Manchester, UK on Thursday night, Friday morning and has not been seen since. She is vulnerable and the parents are out of their mind with worry. Please, share this widely to get Amelia home. If you see her please contact the police.
@markradcliffe.bsky.social were 'Kylie Min-og-yoo' and 'Disco-theet-ah-que' (for U2's Discotheque) a Mark and Lard creation, or am I just misremembering and need to go for a test? Right, cheers.
Right, I'm away to get my Chicago Town pizza and super crispy french fries out the air fryer.
David Tennant should be the new James Bond but he should also be the new James Bond villain who has had cosmetic surgery to look exactly like James Bond and then the real James Bond and the villain James Bond face off and nobody knows which one is which, including James Bond.
Just caught up with the final session of the Hungarian Darts Trophy and I'm delighted for Ross Smith and his boy, and Gary Anderson is everybody's favourite uncle. Brings cans and risqué jokes. I love #thedarts.
I'm going to the Celtic game the morra and, as much as it's 2nd nature to a lot of you, I'm like a wean on Christmas Eve. Leaving Macclesfield at 8:15. Tebay breakfast. Take out a short-term loan shortly after Tebay breakfast. Estimated CP time 13:30. Documented story to follow.
Celtic are nowhere near a champions league quality team and the sooner some sections of our support accept that, the better. Calling for O'Neill's head is frankly ridiculous.
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Players coming out of my fantasy football team - 1. Isak That will be all. Enjoy your evening.
MARTY: What was he the saint of? DAVID: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.
I'd can the World Series of Darts, to be honest. However, it is good to see 'locals' get some exposure. Torn with it. It just seems unnecessary. #thedarts
DEREK: David and Nigel are both like poets like Shelley or Byron, or people like that. The two totally distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically, you see, and I feel my role in the band, is to be kind of in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water, in a sense.
My far, far better half @gailmyerscough.co.uk is having an incredibly tough month business-wise. Her website is full of amazing, stylish designs and it’d be great if you could visit her website and who knows, maybe even purchase something www.gailmyerscough.co.uk - if you could plse share this 👍👍
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Know what you don't see enough of these days? Tarmac with white stones in it. Night.