They/Thempress

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Hot Powerful Deranged Bald Woman Gender Cryptid | she/her This is an unprofessional account.

commodore 64 games will be called Here Comes Mister Penis! and they will be an extremely mid metroidvania where the health bar is an anatomically correct human skeleton that takes up half the screen and the music will be the sickest prog rock you've ever hesrd

Posting late bc of time dilation: Gen Con Day 2: got my first opportunity to play Girl Frame, finally. it was everything i’d hoped it would be, and i’m going to make it my local gaming group’s problem.

a bald, femme person wearing a crop with suspenders, a flight suit tied off at the waist, and a cute lil charm on her necklace. the word “[Prototype]” is still tattooed on her head from yesterday.

Posting late bc of time dilation: Gen Con Day 2: got my first opportunity to play Girl Frame, finally. it was everything i’d hoped it would be, and i’m going to make it my local gaming group’s problem.

a bald, femme person wearing a crop with suspenders, a flight suit tied off at the waist, and a cute lil charm on her necklace. the word “[Prototype]” is still tattooed on her head from yesterday.

they’re making a new adam’s family but they’re making it WOKE! they’re casting for Uncle It/Its, and its hair is gonna be dyed UNNATURAL, GAY COLORS

every health tip ever: make sure you’re getting plenty of sleep and try to reduce stressors in ur life. somewhere in the mountain of stuffies on the bed, a balahaj softly chuckles.

reposts got a bunch of hyperliteral dweebs whining "uhhhhhm actually they really don't see it as changeable and that story isn't directly applicable here becaus- " sorry but yeah they do consider gender plastic. got that fear in em. these are ppl who think sissy hypno is real and works

They/Thempress@theythem.press · 2w ago

isabel fall was right, btw: “And the moment [queer activists’] work reached a usable stage—the moment society was ready to accept plastic gender, and scientists were ready to manipulate it—the military found a new resource…the military can make gender tactical.”

Social media has efficiently networked a minority of hard right extremists and put them in touch with the most powerful people in the world, convincing the latter that fascists represent some mass democratic zeitgeist. This is a threat vector, and arguably one of the most serious.

isabel fall was right, btw: “And the moment [queer activists’] work reached a usable stage—the moment society was ready to accept plastic gender, and scientists were ready to manipulate it—the military found a new resource…the military can make gender tactical.”

Judge orders Hegseth to explain US military’s new testosterone policy

Court questions plan to offer male hormone treatment to cisgender troops while denying it to trans service members

theguardian.com

i’ve been thinking a lot about jimothy and how he’s so beloved by so many people and little dude is just out there, oblivious, living his best life. you’ve got no possible way to know how many people are absolutely bonkers about you and there’s something kinda beautiful about that.

Honestly Rate yourself Looks 8.5/10 Creativity 7/10 Humor 10/10 (and you'll never convince me otherwise) Mental Health ḩ̶̛͖̙̰̝̈́̿a̵̬̋h̵̜̼̖̱͋ạ̷̹͊̓̎h̶̢̗̟̘̍͋a̸̙͙͇͛/10 Empathy 11/10 Patience 8/10 Social Skills 8/10 Memory 6.5/10 Rank: Link-5 Courage 8/10 Firepower Hits harder than you'd think Skill 6/10 proficiency, 9/10 variety

Doc Impossible@impossiblephd.bsky.social · 4w ago

Honestly Rate yourself Looks 7/10 Creativity 8/10 Humor 7/10 Mental Health 6/10 Empathy 10/10 Patience 8/10 Social Skills 8/10 Memory 7/10 Rank: Stained Glass Woman Courage 7/10 Firepower 1/10 Skill 8/10