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erratrix@chiptune.gay · yesterday

I'm Norah

I'm Norah

shhhh a think break is talking

evil? evil, you say? now what would possibly give you that impression?

Juno 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶@junowillbark.for-a.click · 2d ago

bald men are evil (bad), bald women are hot, bald enbys are evil (hot)

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erratrix@chiptune.gay · 2d ago

if I want the predatory claws, I did put some polish on these banjo picks, leaving the tips bare metal so they can be sanitized. kinda satisfies that desire a little.

going to slowly turn up the magnetic poetry heat until I find out what my roommates' limits are.

today's shot was a real bleeder, which kinda freaked me out because usually there's nothing at all. like when I go to put a bandaid on, I'm not even sure I've put it on the injection site or not. did it, had dinner, hyperfocused for two hours & looked down to blood smeared all over my leg

"you're the man," might be the worst thing somebody has ever said to me, attempting to be complimentary.

they should invent a kind of sapphic love that isn’t subject to the tyranny of distance and goodbyes that fear forever.

I cooked, ate, and cleaned up after a meal containing a starch, protein, and vegetable for just myself. please praise me.

SO MANY OF YOU. SO MANY

Col. Will Porter@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 4d ago

casualties of language

[at the hospital comedy lounge] my mom is what they call an "aspiration risk" which means basically she can't swallow right. Trouble swallowing. [lips on mic, heavy breathing] ... must skip a generation [audience member goes asystole]

me, greeting a customer at the counter, "how're you doing today?" him, "oh you know, I'm straight." me, deadpan, "not me" him, *awkward chuckle*

choosing "if the person who started the conversation has not paid (4), the conversation will end" on every customer today.

Rosewatta Stone@rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d ago

Confusticate and Bebother #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGHobbit Original: scryfall.com/card/ho...

one of the hottest pictures of me I've ever had taken on my alt account and I want to share it here so bad.

Dark souls with a breakcore soundtrack is just the early armored core games

𝒁̲̅𝒐̲̅ (変態)@zox0.gay · 5d ago

Really though what where they on in the 90's to make every random racing or sports or tactical game come with OST's flush with amen breaks and acid techno?? Why did we give this up for giant choirs? Dark souls should have a breakcore ost tbh

hi @chiptune.gay and I noticed you from across the bar and we like your vibe

Gen Con Day 1: AI/Robot LARP was fun as hell. 10/10, would play again.

adding the name of every gameshow host to my mute list except Sam Reich

i truly feel both of these ways all the time. sometimes within the same hour.

Daffodil “Danggirl” Cuteface 🏳️‍⚧️@missatombomb.bsky.social · 6d ago

the two genders 

success. the world is safe from my wrath for THIS transgression against me. until next time..

erratrix@chiptune.gay · last wk.

more calls today. no luck. the decision to choose violence becomes a little easier every time they call me Mr. [Redacted].

indeed are we are all not phosphor dots dancing in the aperture grille of the universe

spent several hours in the program last night and when I was done, looking around normally felt very disorienting for a while, like I had gotten accustomed to way more options for my eyes to perceive the real life 3D space around me.

erratrix@chiptune.gay · last wk.

picked blender back up recently as an alternative creative output while music and I are having a little time apart. I'm really enjoying it until I get to weight painting.

I want Masamune Shirow to know personally that I'm not morally depraved because I'm fat. Purely incidental. I'm morally depraved because I'm trans.

Kallidora Rho@kallidorarho.bsky.social · last wk.

For all that The Ghost in the Shell has been very enjoyable so far, the inevitable pitfall of such a faithful adaptation is that you sure do end up completely endorsing some of the chud-ier aspects of the source material (police brutality is good and cool, every fat person is morally depraved)

long shot, cos I've never seen anyone with it as widespread as mine, but anybody that takes a biologic like this for VERY SEVERE plaque psoriasis know what happens if you stop taking it/miss a dose for a long time? like how quickly does it get bad again?

erratrix@chiptune.gay · last wk.

if insurance doesn't cover my skyrizi I'm gonna kill everybody and then myself

more calls today. no luck. the decision to choose violence becomes a little easier every time they call me Mr. [Redacted].

erratrix@chiptune.gay · last wk.

if insurance doesn't cover my skyrizi I'm gonna kill everybody and then myself

listening to a lot of old-school country today and gosh, a lot of their problems could be solved by either polyamory, consensual non-monogamy or lesbianism

That is actually so cool. You get to have a Butch Solstice and a Femmequinox

okay, but legitimately I do think my slide along the femme-butch scale IS seasonal, in a migratory way. spring and autumn are femmey. summer and winter are butchy

🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️‍⚧️@samanthak.bsky.social · last wk.

Gender fluid perso who's gender changes depending on temperature and atmospheric pressure

picked blender back up recently as an alternative creative output while music and I are having a little time apart. I'm really enjoying it until I get to weight painting.