I got my dick out in the women's toilet and everyone applauded.
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goose was not valued, eggs do not lay eggs
every year a small flock of herring gulls turn up in my very landlocked city and make months of complicated dinosaur noises about their situation. i love them so much.
happy first official day of "prove it, penis cop" to all those possessing gender phenotypes
here's my book discourse: don't trust someone who arranges their books by colour. absolutely deranged behaviour (derogatory).
every fucking time i ask my union branch if they're doing the bare minimum i get a reply from them saying, "nah, but you're welcome to become a union officer and do it yourself." FUCK OFF. THAT'S NOT WHAT A UNION OF ORGANISERS IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE. ARGH ARGH ARGH. SHITHOUSES.
broke: an influencer house for influencers to influence from woke: a posting house for posters to post from
Bumping this because Diana now being charged in relation to this.
Sarah Clarke - Not your doll@damselindystopia.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis is for a couple of friends of mine, I personally witnessed some of the events described. Both women are in a pretty shit situation as a result of this bullshit and could really do with some help. www.gofundme.com/f/help-diana...
thank you microsoft sharepoint for the suggestion, but no, i will not be using the IRA charm bracelet stock image.
delighted to announce i have a new job. updating my LinkedIn to say DJ at Slipknot as we speak.
when the organ sang, "my neck hurts" i really felt that. youtu.be/AzN-oGa94as?...
Organ, The - There Is Nothing I Can Do (with lyrics)
YouTube video by Chunespa
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awake for three and a half hours due to lower back pain. in my desperation i turned to reddit. in what must be a first someone posted some good advice that worked?? the fuck? (sleep on your back, stick a pillow under your knees)
don't talk to me until i've had my 15mg of dexamfetamine sulfate!
The cycle: absolute creep with long history of abusing women, racism, transphobia, advocates pedophilia, kills dogs, supports fascist parties, can’t write, looks like a flasher, etc. dies, and everybody says good riddance, then all his close friends in the UK establishment call him a singular genius
my dog shouted at two goth girls walking a sausage dog. fucks sake. this could have serious social implications for me.
if I was the president of FIFA I would introduce between 2 and 5 extra footballs. i would also lift the restrictions on chainsaws, pogo sticks, magic attacks, elves, etc. i would then sell the game of football in its entirety to Cyril Sneer in perpetuity.
23 year old posting: the past lays heavy on my soul, i am cruelly marked by my sins and the future is a waste of dust and fear, there is nothing left but waiting to die 43 year old posting: i love going to da movies
i was eating tenders whilst completely naked, then i sat down in a chair containing cat sick. the highest of highs, to the lowest of lows.
if you love roguelikes with slow incremental progression and a high chance of death, you'll love transgender.
covid is important because it was a concrete lesson in how far the state would go to protect its citizens (not very far), and which populations it was willing to sacrifice in order to prop up business owners (the elderly, disabled, health workers and every part of the informal economy)
watched a band so good last night that the thought, "I should be a promoter again" popped into my head. no. this is the devil's work.
watched a trans hardcore band and immediately learnt at least three pieces of inter scene gossip
sian has started the gruelling tin shaking for surgery that will make it easier for her to move through the world. we both spent years on a defunct forum that changes your gender, so i have a personal commitment to making sure she gets there. shares appreciated 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/im-not-goi...
Donate to I'm not going back: Help Sian access gender-affirming care, organized by Sian Penny
My name is Sian and I am crowdfunding for gender confirming surg… Sian Penny needs your support for I'm not going back: Help Sian access gender-affirming care
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drank four beers yesterday, came home put on a smog record. i need this to be a warning to myself. five beers and it could be a tindersticks record next time.
three estrogen patches down on a single run. a new record. gonna be some cunty looking swans on that canal soon.
my sad gay alcoholic neighbour is blasting abba and it's only mid afternoon. i should probably check in with him.