Thomas A. Long

@thomasalong.bsky.social

Law-talking guy. Writer/editor. IP enthusiast. Uptown Chicagoan. Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss. Colicky Baby Records and Tapes.

It seems to me that if you don't want software to do something, you code it so that the thing is impossible for it to do. You don't ask the software not to do it, please. On the other hand, I'm not a trillionaire.

In contrast to what Mr. Spicoli said nearly 45 years ago, I think automobile drivers need to be on 'ludes, or whatever similar sedative exists today. They all seem to be flaming buckets of rageahol. No chill.

I am a pretty slow walker these days. Turtles pass me on the sidewalk, although you'd expect that with that slow and steady shit. But today a goddamn hare passed me. Goddamn distracted, ADHD, careless hare. I made that story up. But it could happen. Love, old-ass Aesop.