Some excellent not being able to comprehend a very obvious joke here
Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate@bingus.ough.club · 12h agoabsolutely destroyed lmao
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Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate@bingus.ough.club · 12h ago
In primary school we had a music teacher who used to put the autoplay on his electronic keyboard and pretend to play “invisible piano”. He was mysteriously fired midway through the term and we never saw him again
Marie Le Conte@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 5d agohello from Britain where I'm in the pub with a group of friends and I would say we're now on minute 20 of them sharing stories about the nonce teachers they had at school
A motion picture that dares ask the question: can you build an entire movie out of cantina scene?
Me, once again, getting paid just in the nick of time to wham through my tax payment on account
Indiana Jones Escapes Closing Stone Door
Alt: Indiana Jones Escapes Closing Stone Door
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Always fun to look at the Games Workshop annual report. “in the last financial period we sold over five million novels.”
the odyssey will manifest as a series of disasters experienced by sailors that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the sailor experiencing it. assuming you live in ithaca
mildly funny that X is having blazing rows about Nolan’s Odyssey because he cast black people in it and Bluesky is having blazing rows about whether a noted Homeric translator’s LRB review of it misses the point or not
Getting dangerous Himesh Patel-pilled. He’s just good in everything
The first two episodes are good but episode three with the Balloon Man is when it hits its stride. You have some great Sherlock/Joan all nighter house-share stuff (him doing the squats is when he starts to trust her!) and the 'he changed jobs!' deductive monologue 21 minutes in is simply banging
Thom@thwphipps.bsky.social · 2w agoHuge news. Elementary is back on Amazon Prime
Just booked a honeymoon, under the confident assumption that the exact place we're staying isn't currently on fire. Now to take a big sip of coffee and check the news,
THE LOVE YOU SEEK IS IN THE VALLEY OF THE SOUL
Thom@thwphipps.bsky.social · 2w ago🎶 hey there mr jambo 🎶
This is v funny. It's basically Punisher does John Wick 2, also he's tormented by all the ghosts of his past, so it's about a man being crushed by guilt & accumulated emotional trauma, but also we all know this time next week we're all gonna see him hanging out crackin' wise with his pal Spider-Man
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
Would you rather have a guaranteed naan or flip a coin for a 50/50 shot at one million baguettes
nicky woolf@nickywoolf.bsky.social · 2w agosince this is pleasingly becoming today's bluesky discourse, chalk me up as a vote for frisbee naan going further than javelin baguette
Made a pie for dinner last night with a thing of Sainsbury's yellow label beef. Not feeling great today tbh
the most annoying thing about living here is tourists asking to meet She Who Slumbers in the Lake. buddy, we all want to meet her. that’s why we lure the tourists
"everybody's too polite to say anything but you're covered in bedsores" "not COVERED" // "to shreds, you say?"
Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w agoWhat's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."