No matter where they disappear there will be multiple alibis available.

Raider@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 6h ago

Police in Winona Minnesota are stunned after EVERY SINGLE ONE of their Flock cameras were suddenly removed in a single night. The people don't consent to a surveillance state

A challenge for y'all.... Can we get this pack to 300 shares? 😁

Worm Leaves Scathing Yelp Review of RFK Jr.’s Brain open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Worm Leaves Scathing Yelp Review of RFK Jr.’s Brain

The worm’s review began on a discouraging note, claiming that Kennedy’s brain was “almost impossible to find.”

open.substack.com

Satisfying splats.

🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤@sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks · 3d ago

Welcome to Monday, friends! Here's a giggle to get it started right! Laaaaddddyyybug🤣 Have a day, y'all!! #SheShed #ViVaHerAlliance

Reality waltzing with Poe's Law again. I'd prefer Explosive Diarrhea to Trump if reality actually gave me that choice.

𝙈𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙚𝙡 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧@cmhf.bsky.social · 3d ago

New Poll Reveals Trump Less Popular Than Explosive Diarrhea open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Why it’s time for Democratic socialism!

It's finally here - show your love for your pResident!

Adam Parkhomenko@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 5d ago

Oh my god

Just saying

Enjoy your Monday Good morning Blue Sky

She sounds like fun.

Empty that in the basement trash furnace.

M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦@bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’m ☠️😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

With her strength, courage and class she would be a true model First Lady.

Come party with US It’s Sat. night We are #nevertrump friends #BlueCrew #WeRiseTogether We are #StrongerTogether New SuperPack💙🙌🫶 All Blue Follow/Repost go.bsky.app/H5SfuZP Blues @raniaparsi.bsky.social @mathmama.bsky.social @tidytim.bsky.social @ramamuir.bsky.social @funkynassau.bsky.social

Millie Ann 🦋🧢 #Blues #DOOR@milliekitkat.bsky.social · 3w ago

#Blues 🎉🍸 @tonyhq1985.bsky.social @srosnato.bsky.social @kathyswords.bsky.social @cloe1848.bsky.social @ianseine.bsky.social @larrycolvin.bsky.social @jfordemocracy.bsky.social @yeathrive.bsky.social @becket58.bsky.social @mlipsitt.bsky.social @thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social @milliekitkat.bsky.social

We're frogs in a pot of water slowly warming up to boiling, and while many have jumped out there are tens of millions that insist on staying loyal to the cook who will gladly use them for his own recipes.

Kodiak149@kodiak149.bsky.social · 3w ago

🤣🤣🤣👍💥

Ukrainian drone squad, holding a staff meeting in the woods. ㅤ Agenda: Recharge. Compare flight notes. Decide whether Russian air defense should be invited next time. ㅤ Meeting adjourned. The air defense never showed up.

What the world needs now is "different strokes for different folks" according to a trusted source.

If today's reactions to Mitch and Lindsey's meeting with #KarmicJustice are any indication of public sentiment, then the nationwide dance party that will ensue upon the news of their blackmailer's reunion with them in #Hell'sSaunaofKarmicJustice will be of historically epic proportions.

My BINGO card has a few suggestions as to who will be number three. Karmic Justice is finally starting to catch up on her decades long work backlog.

LunaLuvgood2020@lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 4w ago

I hope Miss G and The Turtle end up wherever God, Karma or the universe in general deem appropriate. That I do mean as wishing evil affects the wisher more cruelly than the target. I will say however that the power of 3 is a frequent occurrence. Happy Sunday!

I spoke to Lindsey Graham on the phone today for about 20 minutes. Oh, are we not playing that game?

Harrison Ford Says My Bad

ALT: Harrison Ford Says My Bad

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Prominent American attorney Clarence Darrow said, "I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction". Since such events seem to happen in threes, I'm waiting to see who joins Mitch and Lindsey in #Hell'sSaunaofKarmicJustice. We all have a BINGO card.

- 🌊💙 ☮️ #PamelasSaveThePlanet Dear Cholesterol, Old Age, Obesity. What are you waiting for? Just do it already. --Melania and the rest of the world #PamelasAntiMagatsHumor -

My brother Chris bought me this shirt which arrived yesterday. The universe has synchronicity.

They're both working on petitioning Satan to get their friends and colleagues to join them ASAP in Hell's Sauna of Karmic Justice.

Deborah Lynn@mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social · 4w ago

Where's Mitch? go.bsky.app/B4emC2R #Where'sMitch

I stand with our friend #MajorJasonWatson His courage and sacrifice cannot be forgotten. HAD ENOUGH YET? Raping children and other satanic acts Illegal wars Illegal actions by ICE Stealing our tax dollars Call Congress 202-224-3121 Invoke #RuleIX #IMPEACH #CONVICT #REMOVE

50501SOLDIERS@50501soldiers.bsky.social · 4w ago

They arrested him. Locked him up. Gagged him. Not for breaking the law—for telling the truth in uniform. He did what the Constitution asked. D.C. dropped the charges. The military hasn't. Stand with Watson. Oath on the steps. Oath in the blood. #OathOnTheSteps #MajorWatson #ImpeachTrump #NoWar

Give me one good reason we should test AI on elementary kids in 2026.

Tom Richmond@tom-richmond.com · last mo.

"Norway is imposing a near ban on the use of generative AI tools by elementary school pupils while also restricting their ​use in the education of older children to prevent a ‌negative impact on learning" Sometimes, good policymaking is incredibly simple. www.reuters.com/technology/n...