Tim Barnes
@timbarnes.bsky.social
writer/producer: Comedy Central, The Tonight Show, Nickelodeon. LATEST PROJECT → @judgetravis.bsky.social
Apparently it’s unprofessional to have a murdered son
Christine Wells Wonsley, the mother of Nolan Wells, has learned that the Mississippi Board of Nursing opened a professional misconduct investigation against her following an anonymous complaint, the family’s lawyer said. www.mississippifreepress.org/nolan-wells-...
Prosecutors charged an LAPD officer with felony eavesdropping for making secret recordings of his colleagues’ racist, sexist and homophobic comments on the job
LAPD officer who recorded colleagues' racist comments charged with felony eavesdropping
Los Angeles County prosecutors on Friday charged an LAPD officer with felony eavesdropping for making secret recordings of his colleagues' racist, sexist and homophobic comments on the job.
latimes.com
been re-reading The Lord of the Rings and Hobbiton is what Black people would have in America y’all didn’t keep burning our shit down
We messed up! During a segment earlier this week about the risks of artificial intelligence, we shared a quote purportedly by author Naomi Klein that was itself AI-generated. She joined us on today's program to discuss the viral spread of the words falsely attributed to her.
Brown recluse is a bullshit name. Why you gotta judge a spider for not liking crowds? YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SPIDER'S LIFE!
you know there’s someone at a long conferenceroom table right now saying “what if we got Common to rap about lettuce?”
life is so simple, guys. just be chaste until i tell you to have children
why does an email about a $2 residual feel worse than a $2 check in the mail?
i know NYC can’t arrest Netanyahu, but we’re missing out on potentially the funniest moment to reinstate stop-and-frisk
The kids are nixonmaxxing. They’re saying they’re not a crook. They’re breaking into the watergate building. They’re going bald in mysterious and confusing ways.
The kids are “Nixonmaxxing”: More than half-a-century after Watergate, conservative youth are discovering the aesthetic, and adopting the attitude, of the late president. 🔗 www.wsj.com/politics/ric...
pharmaceutical companies naming medication / Black people naming children
reading cyclosporiasis updates in an Uber driving through humid, soot-filled air while “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” plays
Official case counts likely capture only a fraction of US cyclosporiasis infections, and the outbreak is likely to get worse before it gets better.
The Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Is About to Get Much Bigger
Official case counts likely capture only a fraction of US cyclosporiasis infections, and the outbreak is likely to get worse before it gets better.
wrd.cm
This is tomorrow! Just like in the odyssey my team has scandalously chosen to cast black women in it!
The pilot I wrote for my first novel, The Survivalists (black lawyer falls in with black brooklynite doomsday preppers) will be performed live on 7/19 at dynasty typewriter in LA & Molly from Insecure is playing Aretha! I am deceased! Tickets: calendar.dynastytypewriter.com/shows/no-not...
Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.
how did we convince ourselves that LinkTree isn’t just a website?