You know what's super fun with all these food recalls going on? I'm broke as fuck. If im buying food right now that isn't ramen or rice? It's because I intend to eat it. That day. Because it's the money I made to be able to afford food. That day. And I know I'm not the only one. SO FUN YOU GUYS!!!

this is why we cant have nice things pay your artists, pay your craftsmen

Republicans lie to their voters then fuck them over. Democrats try to gaslight and shame their voters, telling them they don't REALLY want the things that excite and motivate them, they don't REALLY want things like universal health care and taxing billionaires. Yes we fucking do.

Ok everyone. Got your surprised faces ready? Let's see em before the news starts. 1, 2, 3... GO!

Kermit the Frog Says 'Really?'

ALT: Kermit the Frog Says 'Really?'

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I 100% agree with the sentiment, but this could also have stopped at the word "fuck" and still been a low bar people keep failing to clear.

s. e. smith@sesmith.lol · last wk.

What if instead of starting substacks in twenty-fucking-twenty-six people learned to give one iota of a fuck about whether they want to associate themselves with nazis.

Ok, is it just me? Or are the "post a movie" disqualifiers just getting dumb at this point? "Post a movie you've seen more than 10 times that's not star wars, star trek, lotr, stargate, marvel, dc, based on a YA book, cartoon network, potc, pixar, a cult classic, with Kevin Bacon, directed by Chri

There is no reason or need to ban or destroy books physically. Audit them. Fact check them. Laugh them into oblivion. A burned book is a martyr. A unread, forgotten book is truly dead.

Lachlan Williams@lawksland.bsky.social · 2w ago

If you destroy books, especially rare books, you are bad.

If you destroy books, especially rare books, you are bad.

I probably don’t need to tell you this if you follow me but I got into this conversation elsewhere so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not use CharltGPT or anything like it in place of therapy. Even if you don’t care about the environmental concerns, AI psychosis is real.

Hey. Anyone who follows me with even a little to spare? Help a girl out. True fans are rare these days. Loving things for their flaws is an art and she's one of the best at it.

Allison Pregler 📼🎃@allisonpregler.bsky.social · 2w ago

Sorry guys, I'm genuinely just feeling in a real panic right now. Fremantle International has always released my videos from copyright claims, with the agreement I link to their official YT channel in my description, but now they've changed things to drag things out as long as possible.

He is not your boy. He os a useful tool. In several senses of that term. Nothing more. We do not need to Platner debate this asshole. There is plenty of time. Put your energy towards finding someone better now. Save yourself the headache later.

nanaslugdiva@nanaslugdiva.blacksky.app · 2w ago

He’s my governor & I do not want him as President. I have been saying this for 5+ years.

Hey, all you Purists out there who hate on WoT/RoP/GoT/NuTrek/post-lucas star wars/CBMs/any number of YA books adapted to screen just because "that's not what the ______ did"? I can SEE you bashing on someone for being a purist. Suddenly "we should judge things on their own merits", huh? Fuck you.

And THIS is why using LIDAR instead of shitty proximity sensors matters.

Greg Morosoff@gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 3w ago

I'll just leave this here for your perusal. "Meep, Meep." #StreetArt

There is nothing a republican fears more than a democrat who has stopped fearing being called a socialist.

Miami-Dade should really give ownership of the location to the Miccosukee Tribe so that it's impossible for another Alligator Alcatraz to ever happen again.

Alligator Alcatraz era formally ends as Miami-Dade takes back remote airport

About a year after Gov. Ron DeSantis seized the remove airfield, Miami-Dade County says it is back in control of the property.

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I'll spare the details. I know the trope. But... Y'all ever have a nightmare where something so fucking weird happens your AuDHD hyperfocus ass brain forgets it's a nightmare?

Pete Hegseth has ABSOLUTELY masturbated to the Double Dragon cartoon. He was too drunk to remember it, but he definitely has.

Parenting done right.

Melo@letitmelo.bsky.social · 3w ago

So we had a Daddy Daughter Movie Night on Friday where we watched Roger Rabbit, and now she keeps asking for "rabbit", so we're running through the classics and she's locked in. I am very proud.

If you know, you know.

Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 3w ago

Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? Just read my SN. You'll figure it out.

Wil Zmak@wilzmak.bsky.social · 3w ago

Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?

Well this is unfortunate... (Sorry Sarah, i know it's not a thing. Just found the bingo funny)

Pro tip: it's way easier if you can intentionality jam the stapler with a couple of unused points sticking out of the hole.

Grant Tanaka@granttanaka.bsky.social · 4w ago

Wife: We really have to start eating right Me: [trying to eat chow mein with a stapler]

Hey. If you're a journalist/editor reporting on a breaking recall and your headline isn't "RECALL: [PRODUCT]" I NEED you to know I mean this from the very bottom of my heart... FUCK. YOU. THE INFORMATION YOU ARE RELAYING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE CLICKTHROUGH. FUCKING ACT LIKE IT.

"dating across political divides is next to impossible" yeah because one of your political positions is that women aren't people, what's not clicking for you there

Week this is a cursed bingo. Thanks @timbarnes.bsky.social

For those looking to watch Sam Neill's best performances of his career, we've got the run down of all our favorites.

Telly Visions@tellyvisions.org · 4w ago

In Memoriam: We run down Sam Neill's best roles and where to find them on streaming.

I really don’t think anyone has priced in how much appetite there is on our side for a politics of pure revenge, justice dispensed in wholesale rather than at retail

Personally I'm team "I agree." There's absolutely no reason to not fully audit EVERY election federal state and local. But for some reason the GOP gets REAL FUCKIN COOL with not auditing their own. For some reason.

Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 4w ago

Says the guy who, after losing in a free & fair election, incited an insurrection against his own country: the very definition of treason. #ImpeachConvictRemoveImprison

Epstein survivors released this video today urging senators to block the confirmation of Todd Blanche for Attorney General. They’re trying to get to 20,000 signatures on their petition to send a message to the Senate. ujoin.co/campaigns/45...

Yo. White morons thinking I exaggerate saying you're on the same list as trans people, gays, immigrants, blacks and jews? I'm not. This is what they DO. They NEED enemies. There MUST BE an "Other". You're not safe. You're just further down the list, using peers as human shields. Fucking cowards.

Josiah Mortimer@josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 4w ago

🔴 Reform UK Plans To Jail Candidates For Using Irish, Gaelic Or Cornish On Election Leaflets EXCLUSIVE: Nigel Farage’s party propose amendment to the Government’s elections Bill which would mean candidates using Irish and Scottish Gaelic would face up to six months in prison