Tim Westland

@timwestland.bsky.social

SoCal screenwriter of Horror, Scifi, Drama... whatever genre or story compels me. If you need the threat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.

Watching the ABC7 news in So Cal... Airforce 1 just landed at LAX The stairs just connected with the plane Trump is likely having his diaper changed before he descends Hoping he trips and falls down them and breaks his fucking neck Sorry, not sorry.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Senator Mitch McConnell, who has secretly been training to become a Space Force astronaut over the last two months, has lost control of his spacecraft and is expected to collide with the Moon at approximately 11:35 p.m. PT tonight. He is not expected to survive.

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Now watching, "The Drama" I'd never heard of this movie until this morning It was released in April and made $132 million on a budget of $28 million It stars Zendaya and Robert Pattinson That's a pretty big hit, with some big stars I don't live in a bubble How had I not heard of it? #Scriptsky

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Manifesting Does it work? Probably not Prayer never does, and it seems a lot like praying But according to Quantum Physics, manifesting seems to be a possibility So why not try manifesting something important? Like... It You know IT *THE* IT And maybe IT will happen tomorrow #Manifesting

Received a spam text saying they drove by my house (they had the address) and said they are interested in buying if I'm selling. I named a price that's twice what it's worth. We'll see if they respond. Should be hilarious.