If Kingdom Hearts 4 has Shaq he should be called Shaqeyblade O'Neal.
ToastGhost
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They/Them - 18+ Only - ΘΔ Fascists eat dirt, nazifurs fuck off.
Maybe it's just me but that digital circus doesn't seem too amazing.
sometimes I think "hey maybe I should @ john again and try to impress him with my knowledge of his sleeper hits of his like his cover of the irony engine or cut your hair", then he reminds me its a having fun friday with State Is Bad and I'm like this is why he writes the albums and not me, yet...
the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2d agoIf you need an example of things that rock and are fun here is us maple youtu.be/AYf3g4i91fg
This ended up being an important thread for me but some pretty heavy topics concerning the state of the fandom I'm in and even what it used to be. Stand for your friends and clan and whatever you believe in, there is nothing else that can guide us forward.
ToastGhost@toastghost.bsky.social · 2d agoHey if you still actively go on 4chan please just unfollow or block or come at me with your worst takes so I can clown on you for going to Moot's site after it was revealed he was trying to fuck on Epstein island. Moot apologists also please proceed into hay bailer, fuck off, get composted forehead.
Hey if you still actively go on 4chan please just unfollow or block or come at me with your worst takes so I can clown on you for going to Moot's site after it was revealed he was trying to fuck on Epstein island. Moot apologists also please proceed into hay bailer, fuck off, get composted forehead.
Introducing to someone to Mahjong: "Alright, so you've played Balatro, right?"
The greatest flaw was I had no idea what the fuck they were fighting over, cool you fucked up a terrorists incident, better start fighting eachother!! oh hey look there's spiderboy!! I tuned out of marvel ages ago and it just seems like they keep trying to bring it back EVEN MORE THAN BEFORE
IGN@ign.com · 2d agoIn both movie and comic book forms, the greatest flaw of Civil War is that the conflict eventually ended. But thanks to a pivotal new comic series, that problem is finally being addressed 20 years later. https://bit.ly/4wEUiWM
I got time to make to to Galacon, right? I'm allowed there and my passport will be ready by... ah well, next year.
It's an endearing part of the human condition that we have compared our cultures for millenniums and we find comfort in going "Oh, you eat a different food, prepared differently? How I would be interested to try that, and see your land where you prepare such a meal!" Food is a cultural expression.
Another dead mech pilot... get the skeleton cleaning apparatus, it's the usual repair sequence for us.
If you are still on twitter I don't respect you. I don't care how many followers you have, you are giving money, attention, and posts to the richest sex criminal in the world. Words do not capture my antipathy.
things I would like for dinner: -A little more baklavaaaaaaaa -El-Dorado on a plate -The grey stuff (it's delicious)
It's only a matter of time until some man invents the male version of Pink Sauce: Unc Sauce. Anyone searching for "unc sauce", you heard it here first.
trying to hit myself up like "hey you got any idea what strain you were smoking when you came up the gangster otaku bullshit?" and then my super-ego just responds 🧙🥬🔥🤏🧙♀️
ToastGhost@toastghost.bsky.social · 2w agoHow many deadly otaku are in a standard clan of deadly otaku? Asking for several friends, some of whom are incarcerated for threats against the Texas governor. While I'm at it I should ask for anime recommendations from my followers. What anime should I watch??
How many deadly otaku are in a standard clan of deadly otaku? Asking for several friends, some of whom are incarcerated for threats against the Texas governor. While I'm at it I should ask for anime recommendations from my followers. What anime should I watch??
Queer communists were responsible for stopping Hitler and god-willing it happen again with a different Hitler.
40 years ago, it was so common for men to have a beautiful house with a beautiful wife that he would frequently confuse them for another’s. Sometimes they wouldn’t even know how they had arrived at said location in a large automobile. Now the days have gone by and men struggle to achieve either.
Judah Grunstein@judah-grunstein.bsky.social · 2w ago"I want to touch on what you said: .. the economic challenges facing young people impact men and women. One hundred percent true. But this is the bottom line, and I don’t think we like to admit this: Beyoncé could work at [KFC] and marry Jay-Z. The opposite is not true." I heard the record scratch.
holy fuck I thought this hubbub was about paris hilton who I also don't care and know nothing about but please don't self harm or worship celebrities. stay safe, be good.
bro I am not looking at Twitter on purpose, do not screencap your 'bangers' for your IG story so I gotta see you paying fuckin Elon Musk for a blue check have some god damn self respect
Rosie O'Donnell x Mitch McConnel crackship. tags: weight gain, strength drain, crushing
So is Mitch McConnel dead forever? It's been quite a bit and the proof of life was minimal or possible AI generated! I don't know how Republicans are allowed to get away with shit like "No Obama can't confirm any justices, but the republican president can launder billions and kill millions."
"Hey Zelda! Make me crouch down." Just getting the brainrot out of my system.
QRT'd because this deserves a place on my timeline and everyone else deserves to laugh and/or suffer.
ToastGhost@toastghost.bsky.social · 3w agowalking dead minion sex barn reveal...
"this is the car spiderman would drive if spiderman drove cars" I think you're missing the appeal of not having to deal with car-driving bullshit and getting to be someone who is a human spider hybrid.
Cyclops, Gambit, Storm. I would say the fireworks lady I don't even know her well enough to know her name, so I imagine no one else does either.
Bald and Bougie@cheflubu.bsky.social · 3w agoPlease answer and share this question, Other than Wolverine Who are currently the 3 most well known X-Men
can we sometimes be asking "what qualifies this guy to speak on this subject?" or has that ship sailed
You can automatically tell if someone is a turd if they rush to defend Bill or Hillary Clinton.