Toby Hall

@tobyhallwriter.bsky.social

Writer looking for a job and an agent. Likes Doctor Who, reading, birds, steampunk, folklore + lots of other stuff. Eclectic music taste. CV in pinned post. Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TobyAJHall

MOONRAKER (1979) Evil villain Hugo Drax's secretary, Corinne Dufour, has her employment terminated by Drax's HR department (his Dobermans). One of the more upsetting death scenes in a Bond film, and that's saying something. But at least it's beautifully lit - the forest scenes are gorgeous!

Two Scottish estates, Drimmie and Invermark, have lost their licences to kill common birds until 2029, after birds of prey were illegally killed on their land. At Drimmie, a gamekeeper was convicted of bludgeoning a rare goshawk to death after trapping her in a crow cage trap.

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GUEST OF HONOUR: Peter Purves On Saturday, 15th August 2026, fans of classic Doctor Who will gather at Phoenix Cinema and Art Centre, Leicester, to watch the recently recovered episodes of “The Daleks’ Master Plan”.

Labour’s Planning and Infrastructure Act has bulldozed many checks and balances on corporate developments. AI projects are being classified as ‘Critical National Infrastructure’. Labour has created AI Growth Zones, where corporate developers are being promised laxer planning processes.

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The canal has other stories to tell (the 1¾ mile Norwood Tunnel was the longest canal tunnel in the country when it opened on 9 May 1775; tens of thousands of tons of stone were transported down it for the Palace of Westminster in the 1840s), but this one’s still the best

Another quite fun detail is that the man who posed for that photo the following day was not Kevin Bowskill, Mick Tweed or Jack Rothwell. It’s one Bill Thorpe, who also worked for British Waterways, but only arrived on 10th, and agreed to pose for the photo for reasons now lost

According to the Canal and River Trust, which replaced British Waterways, BW “tried to put a positive spin on events” by issuing a statement saying: “For years there has been a history of leaks on this section of canal. Now we know where the water has been going”

If you’re wondering, as I was, why there would be an actual plughole in a real canal – rather than one in a cartoon – there is an answer. When the canal was built, there was no such thing as a dredger, and “excess silt had to be dug out by hand”, and the canal had to be emptied for that

It may have been three anglers who raised the alarm, and given that they have names – Howard Poucher, Graham Boon and Pete Moxon – maybe it’s true. Another telling says it wasn’t until the evening that “local police contacted Stuart Robinson, the British Waterways section inspector”

What happened next, you may not be surprised to hear, comes in different versions. It all depends who’s telling it... The person who spotted that there might be a problem may have been a member of Her Majesty’s Constabulary

While they were away, a passing policeman noticed an extraordinary whirlpool in the normally placid canal. He also noticed that the water level was falling. He rushed off to find the dredging gang. By the time they all returned, the canal had disappeared. It was then that realisation dawned. Jack and his men had pulled out the plug of the canal. One-and-a-half miles of waterway had gone down the drain.

They had already been dredging as part of the job, dragging out “mud and rusting bicycles, prams and refrigerators”, so Jack, the foreman, told Kevin to go and get the dredger... Yes, you’ve probably guessed where this is heading, haven’t you?

They needed to instal shutter boards (which hold poured concrete in place until it’s set), but couldn’t, because there was a dirty big iron chain at the bottom of the canal, right in the way. They attached it to “a vehicle”, apparently (a lorry on the canal bank, I would guess) and pulled. No joy