Both of my childhood homes are in jeopardy and all I can do is sit here and hope it all works out. This fucking sucks #spokanefires
Tom Jeltsch
@tomjeltsch.bsky.social
EMT. Dog dad. Person dad. I like baseball
Eventually my kids are going to figure out that Ryder isn't really on the phone and that putting on their shoes won't actually save Adventure Bay, but that's a problem for future Tom to worry about. #dadlife #pawpatrol
Maine Dems, your choices are a logger, a fisherman, a mailman, and a fireman, says I, Richard Scarry, Maine Democratic Party Chair
It could just be front of mind because I'm listening to a WWII podcast, but this should have been caught and corrected at some point, right?
My kids were outside drinking from the hose yesterday which means they'll be able to afford a house, right? Can someone get a boomer to check my math? #dadlife
Idea for a store: French themed underwear holsters call it "Jacques Straps"
Call me a radical leftist, but the courts determining the President of the United States is a rapist should be grounds for immediate removal.
I will occasionally discover new laws of nature; for instance, if I get a good parking spot at the gym I WILL have a shitty workout
France losing on Bastille Day is kind of funny though. Just not "ha ha" funny
Brittney Bush Bollay@brittneybush.bsky.social · 3w agoSpain played incredibly well, and I hope they lose by seven on Sunday.
Idea for an app: crowd sourced map showing you where public bathrooms are. Call it Poo Patrol
Idea for an app: scan the barcode on your food and see if your dog can eat it. Call it Fido Feeder
Idea for an app: it finds a song when all you know are the "do do dos." Call it Humsinger
I keep seeing headlines that begin with "ICE shooting" and I keep being disappointed to find out that it's not ICE members getting shot
I'm sitting in an ambulance listening to Creed while my partner watches the live feed of the hotdog eating contest, God bless America! #USA250
If you were cool with this, you can shove that "Happy Independence Day" up your ass.
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
Does Cabo Verde actually have a chance or do I just not know anything about soccer? #wordcup
My daughter was screaming in the back seat unless this song was playing. Not sure if that's because the singer is a bad bitch or because she says "what the fuck" a lot, either way I'm proud of her #dadlife open.spotify.com/track/7EZ3PF...
Road To Paradise
TAT · Soho Lights · Song · 2008
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What is the requisite number of "excuse mes" before I upgrade to a "move, bitch?"
Cabo Verde made the knockout stage with 3 draws and I love it! Chaos ball is now a world-wide, intersport phenomenon #mariners #worldcup #chaosball
The last time the Mariners scored more than 3 runs was June 12, which was the same day Team USA won 4-1 (🤨👀). Since then, Belgium, Senegal, France, Morocco, Portugal, Spain, Japan, Netherlands, Canada, Switzerland, England, Norway, Sweden and Germany have all had matches where they’ve scored 4+
It’s funny how all the criticisms of Democratic socialism end up sounding like endorsements
The craziest part about the algae in the Reflecting Pool is where the fuck are the Epstein files? They’re 186 days overdue.