T.L. Tomljanovic

@tomljanovic.bsky.social

Flash Fiction Writer✍️ Stories in: ellipsis roifainéant NFFD templeinacity epistemiclit neitherfishnorfoul ratbaglit prideroars moonparkreview gooseberrypie rawlit hooghlyreview tomljanovic.wordpress.com

“Goodnight Moon Now we’re worried about being polite to objects? We have to say goodnight to our dirty socks and crusted-over bowl of mush and even the fricking air? We always say goodnight to the flag and Jesus, but I draw the line at a creepy old lady whispering, “Hush.” “

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"The Rainbow Fish" Blatant propaganda from the LGBToomanyletters community. Not to mention, the fish makes friends by giving away its silver scales, making it an ordinary, ugly fish with no accumulated wealth. A bunch of communist crap.

"Feel Jane’s hands on a chain; Jack’s hands are on Jane. Hear Jane’s breath a refrain to Jack huffing in strain." Great use of rhyme and motif in this micro from @tomljanovic.bsky.social. Wonderful to see this #WriteBeyondTheLightbulb piece out in the world

Roi Fainéant Press SUBS ARE OPEN, BAYBEE!@rfpress.bsky.social · last wk.

Ready for a ribald poem to set the party in motion? Well put your keys in the basket and let’s read “Septuagenarian Swing Set” by @tomljanovic.bsky.social. It’s in our 98th edition. Check over your shoulder and click this link! www.roifaineantpress.com/post/septuag...

A SWING, A THING, A CHAIN AND A JANE, A JACK AND A SNAP!

"I’m not afraid of needles, I mean, I don’t like them, who does? But I’m most definitely fine with them if, you know, like I have to get them" @tomljanovic.bsky.social uses tension so well in this wonderful micro in @ellipsiszine.bsky.social www.ellipsis-zine.com/writing/tryp...

Trypanophobia Isn’t so Bad Once You Know How to Manage It by T.L. Tomljanovic

Flash Fiction: Trypanophobia Isn’t so Bad Once You Know How to Manage It

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"Rather than take a yearlong sabbatical in Tuscany to write the next great novel, you call in sick two days in a row, hoping that’s enough time to get a few thousand words written. Instead, you end up writing a lengthy Instagram post on millennial malaise. It gets four likes."

Affordable Midlife Crisis Options for Millennials

“Rather than leaving your spouse for a younger version, you find an older, more financially stable one with excellent health insurance. At the dinner parties...

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"...and I wanted this guy to know that even though he probably deals with screaming children and seniors with tissue-paper skin, I will not be a problem." I love this piece (perfect last line) by @tomljanovic.bsky.social in @ellipsiszine.bsky.social 💙💙💙 www.ellipsis-zine.com/writing/tryp...

Trypanophobia Isn’t so Bad Once You Know How to Manage It by T.L. Tomljanovic

Flash Fiction: Trypanophobia Isn’t so Bad Once You Know How to Manage It

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